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Mtalii na mtafsiri wake bongo hotelini

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Natty Bongoman, Jul 18, 2009.

  1. Natty Bongoman

    Natty Bongoman JF-Expert Member

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    Mtalii: Do you have vegetables here.
    Mtafsiri: Mnavyo vijimeza hapa.
    Waiter: Vijimeza vidogo hatuna.
    Mtafsiri: No sir, they don't have.
    Mtalii: OK, fine, do you have hot dogs.
    Mtafsiri: Sawa, je mnao mbwa wa moto.
    Waiter: Loh! Bwana we, hatupiki mbwa hapa.
    Mtafsiri: They don't cook here
    Mtalii: What type of snacks do you have here.
    Mtafsiri: Aina ngapi ya nyoka mnao hapa,
    Waiter: We bwana we hapa hatupiki aina yeyote ya nyoka, mwache akale nyumbani kwao.
    Mtafsiri: They don't cook any type of snacks here, maybe you can go back and eat at home.
    Mtalii: OK, at least give us a cocktail juice.
    Mtafsiri: OK, tupatie hata juisi ya mkia wa jogoo.
    Waiter: Hebu tokeni na bangi zenu hapa, tena sasa hivi kabla sijakasirika.
    Mtafsiri: Lets get out of here, I think this man is crazy!
     
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    Boney E.M. JF-Expert Member

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    Natty thats a well thought joke but we should ensure that the tourism industry employs learned workers. Thanks......
     
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    Maquiseone Member

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    Duh hii kali kwelikweli!!
     
  4. Matope

    Matope JF-Expert Member

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    Balaaaa!!
     
  5. Kyakya

    Kyakya JF-Expert Member

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    Kazi kwelikweli!!!!!!
     
  6. Prince Alberto

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    it's very funny
     
  7. Shishi

    Shishi JF-Expert Member

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    ahahahahahaaa
     
  8. Shukuru

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    duh its too nice!
    ..............this man is crazy!!!!
     
  9. babukijana

    babukijana JF-Expert Member

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    at least if waiter show them menu that all couldnt happen teh teh
     
  10. Raia Fulani

    Raia Fulani JF-Expert Member

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    naona unatuongopea laivu. mbona kingreza anajua kuongea ila hajui kutafsiri?
     
  11. GP

    GP JF-Expert Member

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    si ndio hapo bana?, anyway tumecheka lakini.
     
  12. Mateso

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    Baabu kubwa
     
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