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Mtalii mzungu na mkalimani hotelini

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by ARV, Sep 30, 2011.

  1. ARV

    ARV JF-Expert Member

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    Mtalii na mtafsiri wake hotelini
    Mtalii: Do you have vegetables here.
    Mtafsiri: Mnavyo vijimeza hapa.
    Waiter: Vijimeza vidogo hatuna.
    Mtafsiri: No sir, they don't have
    Mtalii: OK, fine, do you have hot dogs.
    Mtafsiri: Sawa, je mnao mbwa wa moto.
    Waiter: Loh! Bwana we, hatupiki mbwa hapa.
    Mtafsiri: They don't cook here
    Mtalii: What type of snacks do you have here.
    Mtafsiri: Aina ngapi ya nyoka mnao hapa,
    Waiter: We bwana we hapa hatupiki aina yeyote ya nyoka, mwache akale nyumbani kwao.
    Mtafsiri: They don't cook any type of snacks here, maybe you can go back and eat at home.
    Mtalii: OK, at least give us a cocktail juice.
    Mtafsiri: OK, tupatie hata juisi ya mkia wa jogoo.
    Waiter: Hebu tokeni na bangi zenu hapa, tena sasa hivi kabla sijakasirika.
    Mtafsiri: Lets get out of here, I think this man is crazy, he want to call the police!
     
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    Haha kweli hii Kali .....
     
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    mbavu zangu mie
     
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    Hii kali mno. Teh teh
     
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    kwenye majibu anajitahidi....
     
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    unategemea nini mkarimani anapokuwa Mwita25?
     
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    teh teh teh lugha gongana kweli
     
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    Nimecheka! Hapo ktk supu ya mkia wa jogoo duh!
     
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    nimeipenda its good.
     
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    lol, eti i think he is crazy wakati yeye ndo hamnazo..
     
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    huh..............ni kali
     
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    ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha help me water hoo my god i can breath hooo it's sooooo funny hahaha.
     
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    Tasia I JF-Expert Member

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    daaaah! classic. aisee natamani ningeisomea hom nicheke kwa kujiachia.
    ofsini naeza kula ban sasa hv!!
     
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    Dah! nimependa hii.
     
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    tehe tehee....mbavu zangu.
     
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    kumbe kiswahili ndo hajui, mbona anamjibu vzuri tu huyo mdhungu! au anafanya makuthudi
     
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    marine hassan
     
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    tehe tehe kwikwikwiiiii......
     
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