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Mtaji na faida

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by kejof2, Feb 29, 2012.

  1. kejof2

    kejof2 JF-Expert Member

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    [h=6]mzee mmoja alikuwa na bint yake mrembo,akawa anamtamani siku 1 uzalendo ukamshinda akambaka mtoto akamwambia mama,mama akafungua mashitaka mahakamani.ikafika siku ya kesi
    jaji:mshitakiwa unatuhumiwa kwa kutembea na binti yako wa kumzaa...
    mzee: mheshimiwa jaji naomba nikuulize swali moja, ivi kati ya mtaji na faida unakula nini...?
    jaji: faida
    mzee; basi mheshimiwa kesi imeisha hata mimi siwezi kula mtaji wakati faida ipo.
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  2. Analogia Malenga

    Analogia Malenga JF-Expert Member

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    haswaa!
     
  3. Vodka

    Vodka JF-Expert Member

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    Ndo matatizo ya kubwia mataputapu.
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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  5. ummu kulthum

    ummu kulthum JF-Expert Member

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    huyu baba inaelekea hata maandiko ya dini ameyapa kisongo
     
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    mgodi JF-Expert Member

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    Pamoja mkuu.
     
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    Wa Nyumbani JF-Expert Member

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    Hapana hapana hapana hapana hapana
     
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