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Mswaki.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Jaluo_Nyeupe, May 26, 2011.

  1. Jaluo_Nyeupe

    Jaluo_Nyeupe JF-Expert Member

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    Mume alizoea kumpiga mke wake kila anapomkosea lakini alikuwa anastaajabu yeye anapomkosea mkewe, hukaa kimya bila hata ya ugomvi. Siku moja ikabidi amuulize mkewe:-

    Mume: mke wangu mimi unaponikasirisha huwa nakupiga je wewe unatumia mbinu gani kuondoa hasira zako pale ninapokukosea?
    Mke: huwa ninatumia mswaki wako.
    Mume: kivipi mswaki wangu unakuondolea hasira?
    Mke: ninautumia kama brush ya kusafishia choo.
     
  2. Tanganyika1

    Tanganyika1 JF-Expert Member

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    nadhani siku hiyo alipigwa tena.
     
  3. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahhhahahah mbavu zangu
     
  4. chapaa

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    Tehe tehe tehe :biggrin1::biggrin1:
     
  5. Globu

    Globu JF-Expert Member

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    Haaah haah haaa . Safi sana mkuu.
     
  6. Jaluo_Nyeupe

    Jaluo_Nyeupe JF-Expert Member

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    na mume naye mswaki wake ulitumika tena.
     
  7. N

    Namour Member

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    aaaaaaarghhh!
     
  8. Kariakoo

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    Mume: Basi mimi nilijua nakukomoa kutumia mswaki wako!! kuanzia leo mswaki wangu ni wako
    :dance:
     
  9. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    nini!!! Unataka kutapika??
     
  10. Mulhat Mpunga

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    hakumpiga tena juu alijua atalamba mavi tena.na mie baba naniliu akinizingua tu ,nafanya hivyohivyo!!!!
     
  11. Jaluo_Nyeupe

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    mamaaaa! Napata harufu ya talaka kwa mbaaali.
     
  12. senator

    senator JF-Expert Member

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    Duh hapo ni wazi alichezea kichapo kingine pasi na shaka!!
     
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    Idd Member

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    Ayaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Siku hii alitwngwa kumpiga haingetosha.
     
  14. Ney wa Barca

    Ney wa Barca JF-Expert Member

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    ningekuwa me mumewe ningesahau kabisa kumpiga
     
  15. Jaluo_Nyeupe

    Jaluo_Nyeupe JF-Expert Member

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    Onyo: Don't try this at home.
     
  16. Lady N

    Lady N JF-Expert Member

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    dah!! kukomoa kwingine
     
  17. Papa Mopao

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    Usiombe hicho kitu kinaweza kikakutokea kweli ohoo!
     
  18. Leonard Robert

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    aiya aiya mi napiga kungfu,judo takeu na ndombolo ya solo.
     
  19. Dr.Chichi

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    He he he siku hiyo huyo wife atakula kipigo takatifu
     
  20. Jaluo_Nyeupe

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    sio ndio mume atakuwa mpole kwa kuogopa kulishwa kinyesi tena?
     
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