Mswahili mvivu

[mwl]

Mswahili mmoja mvivu sana alikwenda kwa kinyozi, alipokaa tu kwenye kiti kinyozi akamuuliza unataka kunyolewa ndevu au nywele? Mvivu akajibu ndevu, kinyozi akamwambia inua kichwa basi, jamaa kwa uvivu akamwambia basi nyoa kichwa.

 

[Pat Gucci]

teh! teh! athavali yangu mm thio mthwahili!

 

[Abbasy]

hiyo balaa

 

[KIMICHIO]

Ujumbe uwafikie waswahili wote popote walipo ukanda wa pwani.

 

[Tasia I]

hahaaaa! hii nimecheka kaka/dada asante japo jioni yangu imekaa saf.

 

[Tusker Bariiiidi]

Doooh hii Kareeeeee...