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Msukuma ktk elimu ya watu wazima.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Slave, Dec 16, 2011.

  1. Slave

    Slave JF-Expert Member

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    Mwl.alimsimamisha mwanafunzi wake mmoja na kuanza kumfundisha kiswahili kwa vitendo. Mlm sema ccm mwanafunzi: jiji njemu. Mwl:azimio la arusha mwanafunzi:lyazima lyalosha mwl:wewe mwanafunzi mjinga sana.mwanafunzi: nakanjinga onilema.mwl: hivi wewe una akili kweli? Mwanafunzi:nakibhila loshiko lumo doho amakili.mwl:hivi wewe unajua kweli hapa unasoma darasa la ngapi? Mwanafunzi: oniduma ahenaho nate wapi onene nalewapee kete twanike twa ntuzu.
     
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    Memo JF-Expert Member

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    joke la kikabila hilo........ngoja nim-PM mtu aje kunitafsiria fasta.
    Twanike twa ntuzu getegete!!
     
  3. Slave

    Slave JF-Expert Member

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    uzaifu wa wanaume wa ntuzu ni twanike twapee=wasichana weupe.anaweza kutoa ng'ombe mpaka 80 zilizo shiba.teh!teh!
     
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    CHUAKACHARA JF-Expert Member

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    Karne hii ya 21 bado wanafanya hivyo jamani. sidhani
     
  5. Slave

    Slave JF-Expert Member

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    nenda bariadi ukaone.japo sio sana kama zamani ila wanaongoza kwa kutoa mahali kubwa tz
     
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    Beautiful Lady Senior Member

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    hata wale wenye weupe wa kaloraiti?
     
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    Victoire JF-Expert Member

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    Mafuta ya pamba=YANDUTA YA PANDA
     
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    Onkima oyu ope zigi - mwanamke huyu mweupe sana. Azimio la arusha - Lyajima lwalosha (limezima lilikuwa likisaga). Matuta ya pamba - Yanduta yompanda(kamvuta kisha kamkanyaga) - chakula bora - shakulya n'iwilob'la.
     
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    malaika2 Member

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    Sijaipenda, kwa wale wasioelewa kiskuma inakuaje!!!
     
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    Obe JF-Expert Member

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    Tukuyu, Pemba na Maswa= Tokoyo pemba na maswa= moto huu tutauchochea na majani
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh Ngosha.
     
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    Gurta JF-Expert Member

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    Kweli leo Ijumaa... Moshiiiiii (sizungumzii sehemu/place)
     
  13. Slave

    Slave JF-Expert Member

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    weye wa kumaso hivi hilo domo lako chafu kama choo cha stendi ulilisi toka kwa nani kati ya bb au mm yko.?
     
  14. Slave

    Slave JF-Expert Member

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    wewe unajua jf ipo kwa waswahili tu. We binti unakela sana kama kutazama samadi ya binadamu maana kila post inayowekwa wewe lazima jicho likutoke kama fundi saa kapoteza screws.ungekuwa wewe ni mwanangu ningekuoa mwenyewe kuhofia ukiolewa sehemu ingine naweza kutapishwa mahali kutokana na vurugu zako. Bwabwa wewe!!
     
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    Graph Theory JF-Expert Member

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    Mbazu jane.
     
  16. Slave

    Slave JF-Expert Member

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    nadhani weye utakuwa umetumwa kuja kuwatia hasira member ili wapigwe pigwe ban mwisho wa siku wabakie mabinti.naahidi kufanya uchunguzi inawezekana mpo wengi kila jukwaa na mnapata posho ya kazi mnayofanya toka see!see! Emu!
     
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    bampami JF-Expert Member

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    Nimependa sana hiki kichekesho japo mimi si msukuma mimi mndali, nimefurahi sana naamini ntalala pia salama.

    WAKUSOMA:Unastyle ya aina yake. huna tofauti na yule anayesemb Mi napita tu" Ni style yako
    USHAURI:pUNGUZA /ONDOKA KABISA UKALI WA MANENO SI BUSARA KUWEKA MANENO YA MA*SI KWENYE JAMII HÍI.
     
  18. Slave

    Slave JF-Expert Member

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    kweli kabisa Watu hawakuwa na tabia ya kutukana ila huyu kidudu mtu yule mdudu wa kwenye kisamvu tangu kaja na haka katabia kake wamewafanya watu wawe jasiri na kutukana hovyo. Siku akija kupigwa mtu ban aliyosababisha huyu nyonda nitawachukia mods na jf kwa ujumla.maana hizi vurugu wanaziona sana mpaka mie nahic ametumwa na mod flani kuja kuchafua jukwaa au kuwa sababishia watu ban.nina mwaka sasa nikiwa member ndan ya jf sijawahi kumtukana mtu ila kwa huyu catapilla kanichefua mno.
     
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    Slave JF-Expert Member

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    hao hamna kwanza wanaangaliwa na miguuni juu akiwa fanta chini coke ajue imekula kwake.
     
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    WA-UKENYENGE JF-Expert Member

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    Mpotezee wamwise! hatufai hata kubishana naye anatupotezea muda. Ngoja niwahi kwenye 'Chagulaga moja matata'.
     
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