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Msomi na mvuvi

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mussa kiraka, Mar 10, 2012.

  1. Mussa kiraka

    Mussa kiraka Senior Member

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    Msomi alikua anataka kuvuka mto kwa mtumbwi maongezi yao yalikua hivi-
    Msomi-ndugu umesoma mpaka darasa la ngapi?
    Mvushaji- darasa la 7
    Msomi- umepoteza asilimia 20 ya maisha yako.
    Msomi-umeshawahi kupanda ndege?
    Mvushaji- hapana!
    Msomi-umepoteza asilimia15 ya maisha yako.
    kufika katikati ya safari mvushaj nae akauliza swali
    Mvushaji-unajua kuogelea?
    Msomi-hapana! sijui
    Mvushaji- (kwa hasira) kum****ko umepoteza asilimia 100 ya maisha yako.
    Akaupindua mtumbwi
     
  2. nelly nely

    nelly nely JF-Expert Member

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    Teh aseeeee
     
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    Jaslaws JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaha...€&¥
     
  4. Bambanza jr.

    Bambanza jr. JF-Expert Member

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    Muache mbwembwe na videgree vyenu!
     
  5. tindikalikali

    tindikalikali JF-Expert Member

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    kwanini unaita videgree au huna?
     
  6. Shine

    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Ndo ujue elimu si kila kitu
     
  7. WAHEED SUDAY

    WAHEED SUDAY JF-Expert Member

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    Teh teh teh teh teeeeh, hana huyu msamehe bure bhana
     
  8. Mussa kiraka

    Mussa kiraka Senior Member

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    kweli wangu ka degree kako akana thaman katika swala kifo
     
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    Babuu blessed JF-Expert Member

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    Kudadek nimecheka alfajir u made my day man
     
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    gracious86 JF-Expert Member

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    Hahah..Hah
     
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