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Msichana wa Kimasai

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by MAMMAMIA, Apr 10, 2011.

  1. MAMMAMIA

    MAMMAMIA JF-Expert Member

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    Mtaliano mmoja kicheche na jeuri allikuwa akimzinia na kumtamkia maneno ya jeuri mkewake bila aibu wala kificho. Siku moja akiwa anamsindikiza kuja Safari ya mwezi mzima Tanzania, wakiwa uwanja wa ndege mbele ya marafiki zake akamwambia mke wake:
    "Ukirejea Tanzania usiwache kuniletea MSICHANA WA KIMASAI"
    Yule dada lilimuuma lakini akavumilia.

    Siku alipokuwa anarejea, alikwenda kumpokea akiwa na marafiki zake. Mdada alipotua tu akamwuliza:
    "Vipi hukufanikiwa kunipatia nilichokuagiza?"
    "Nimejitahidi sana mpenzi na ninahakika nimefanikiwa, sasa tuombe Mungu tu atakeyezaliwa awe msichana"
     
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    zayat JF-Expert Member

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    very good answer
     
  3. Kimbweka

    Kimbweka JF-Expert Member

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    ataitwa michelle O'le Kunei Leng'ano
     
  4. Mshume Kiyate

    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    du hapo lazima zitembee:laser:
     
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    Mmwaminifu JF-Expert Member

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    2 x 2 = 4
     
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    sugi JF-Expert Member

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    daaah,hii kali
     
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    papaa-H Member

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    hapo mambo ni ehjsdfibldzovfta8cvo9a...
     
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    allydou JF-Expert Member

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    aliyeuza cheni bandia, kapewa pesa bandia. ngoma ..........
     
  9. MAMMAMIA

    MAMMAMIA JF-Expert Member

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    Yaaaaap! Akutendaye mtende.
     
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    nemic4u JF-Expert Member

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    akupigaye ngumi ya jicho na wewe mpige ngumi ya sikio,akikuuliza umeonaje na wewe mwambie umesikiaje!
     
  11. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Hapo kweli waliwezana!
     
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