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Msichana wa ki nigeria kilaza

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by fundiaminy, Jun 27, 2011.

  1. fundiaminy

    fundiaminy JF-Expert Member

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    A nigerian mum says after receiving news that her teen daughter is pregnant, "chineeeke, my daughter u have killed me oooo, i told u if a man touches ur breast say 'DON'T' and if he touches ur pussy say 'STOP'... u dint listen to me u stupid gal" the gal replied "but mama i did... he was touching both places at the same time so i said 'DON'T STOP'!!!"
     
  2. Rejao

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    Hahahahaah tehh haahahahahhah
     
  3. fundiaminy

    fundiaminy JF-Expert Member

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    Alinogewa na utamu.ha ha ha.
     
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    Pepo Member

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    Aliiona raaaha!
     
  5. afrodenzi

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    Sante mkuu..
    Lakini hii imeshawahi pita hapa..

    Vizuri
    Kwa ambao hawajawahi ona .
     
  6. fundiaminy

    fundiaminy JF-Expert Member

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    thanx kwa kunijulisha afrodenzi.nlikuwa sijaiona.
     
  7. Wa Nyumbani

    Wa Nyumbani JF-Expert Member

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    Du hiyo kali
     
  8. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Ahahahaah!! Hii nzuri...
     
  9. chapaa

    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    don't stop!!!
     
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    Very nce,so fun
     
  11. Chuma Chakavu

    Chuma Chakavu JF-Expert Member

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    kwaa kwa kwa kwa kwaaa!
     
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