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Msg to lover

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by zayat, Mar 4, 2011.

  1. z

    zayat JF-Expert Member

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    A Girl sending msg to her lover>
    If you are Sleeping,Send me your Dream.
    If you are Crying, Send me your Tears.
    If you are Laughing, Send me your Laugh.
    THE LOVER REPLY BACK>
    I AM IN THE TOILET DO YOU NEED ANY THING
     
  2. Da Womanizer

    Da Womanizer JF-Expert Member

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    LOLest
     
  3. Mkwaruzo

    Mkwaruzo JF-Expert Member

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    wow, na anavyopendwa basi, yani kapewa option ya kuchaguwa kitu chengine
     
  4. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Du!! Hapo hajibu kitu!
     
  5. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    kwani chooni hakuna maji?angemuomba maji jamaa ailoweshe cmu yake
     
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    mzeelapa JF-Expert Member

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    Angempigia ili asikie kinachoendelea....praaaaah!!! puuuuuuh, tatatatata.....!!!!!! tena kama ni choo cha uswahilini angesikia na washangiliaji...zzzzzz......!!!!
     
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    MAMMAMIA JF-Expert Member

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    Joke in a joke. Well done both.
     
  8. Husninyo

    Husninyo JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha ha!
     
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    shosti JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahhhha du we mkariiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii:wink2:
     
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    bishoke JF-Expert Member

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    Mzeelapa siwezi kukwambia umenichekesha kiasi gani! You have real made my day. Jina lako na na ujumbe wako mbali mbali yaani ni maji na mafuta. Thanx
     
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    Cestus JF-Expert Member

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    @mzeelapa hakyamungu nipo hoi mpk nimeonekana chz nacheka mwenyewe!
     
  12. Lady N

    Lady N JF-Expert Member

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    vichwa vingine vimepinda hatari!
     
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    Mkwaruzo JF-Expert Member

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    hicho kinaitwa choo cha 'paspot size'
     
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