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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by angomwile, Oct 9, 2011.

  1. angomwile

    angomwile Member

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    Hivi ikitokea umebanwa na kujamba halafu mbele ya watu wa heshima utafanyaje?
     
  2. Mzee wa Rula

    Mzee wa Rula JF-Expert Member

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    Tuache maswala ya kitoto, hivi kujamba mwalimu wako wa biology amekufundishaje ni tendo ambalo ni conditional au unconditional?
     
  3. Mshume Kiyate

    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    Khaaaa!!!
     
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    uporoto01 JF-Expert Member

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    unashikilia **** moja inatoka ile ya 'kimya' lol!
     
  5. Husninyo

    Husninyo JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaha! Ngoja nicheke vya mwisho mwisho.
     
  6. Kitty Galore

    Kitty Galore JF-Expert Member

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    pumbaf
     
  7. King'asti

    King'asti JF-Expert Member

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    kwani una mpango wa ku-rest in peace?
    mtoa mada, unaunganishia na kikohozi cha kidhushi
     
  8. Husninyo

    Husninyo JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaha! Mkwe umenichekesha kuunganisha na kikohozi. Lol. Kuna siku mtu mzima alijamba nikawa najikaza nisicheke, yule mtu akaniambia we cheka tu usiogope.
     
  9. Pdraze

    Pdraze JF-Expert Member

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    Dah we kweli angomwile mishuzi! Nyambaf!!
     
  10. Shine

    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    We unajamba tu ulafu unasema sory ambo yanaenda kama kawaida
     
  11. Achahasira

    Achahasira JF-Expert Member

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    haha.unajamba alafu unasema "kujamba ni kupumua.kujamba ni kusafisha tumbo".
     
  12. chapaa

    chapaa JF-Expert Member

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    No comment
     
  13. Lady N

    Lady N JF-Expert Member

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    sredi zingine zinakataga stimu kweli yani, yakikukuta ndo utapata akili ufanyeje
     
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    valid statement JF-Expert Member

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    Mdau hiyo kali... Umewaza nini?
     
  15. Mtalingolo

    Mtalingolo JF-Expert Member

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    We sasa ndo umeniliza, akakwambia ucheke tu ili uongeze days of living teh teh,
     
  16. Mtalingolo

    Mtalingolo JF-Expert Member

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    Kunashairi moja linasema

    "Watoto msishangae, kujamba ni kupumua.
    Upepo ukishapita, ushuzi unapungua.."
     
  17. B

    Bayo Senior Member

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    unajamba tu kama wanamaind unakunya kabisa mbele yao
     
  18. mgodi

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    kama upo sebureni unaongeza sauti ya redio kisha unaachia, ukimaliza unapunguza.
     
  19. Leonard Robert

    Leonard Robert JF-Expert Member

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    ujing.a mwingine too machi kabisaa.
     
  20. Jaguar

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    Ile unajiandaa kuliachia tu,Ngeleja ananyakua nishati yake ....!?
     
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