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MSAADA: What is the best way for a fast, less pain death?

Discussion in 'JF Doctor' started by Amoeba, Oct 26, 2011.

  1. Amoeba

    Amoeba JF-Expert Member

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    Wakuu naomba msinitafsiri/msinielewe vibaya;
    Nataka kufahamu ni njia gani ambayo m2 anaweza kuitumia kusitisha uhai (wake) kwa haraka (ukiondoa risasi)? Nataka kufahamu 2, kuna andiko hapa naliandaa!
    Tanguliza shukrani
     
  2. Roulette

    Roulette JF-Expert Member

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    Siwezi kukusaidia sababu naamini kujiua ni against my principles, nikikupa ushauri nitakua natoa mchango katika kitu ambacho naamini kua ni kibaya. Samahani (ila I have quite quick, clean and painless ways)
     
  3. g

    gambagumu JF-Expert Member

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    hamna mtu mwenye uzoefu wa kifo..jijaribie unayohisi ni nzuri then utupe uzoefu wako
     
  4. Amoeba

    Amoeba JF-Expert Member

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    I mean no harm to any one mkuu! Kama unahofia wasomaji wengine unaweza kuni-PM, Asante!
     
  5. Amoeba

    Amoeba JF-Expert Member

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    Tema mate chini mkuu!
     
  6. TANMO

    TANMO JF-Expert Member

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    washa jiko la mkaa, chukua hilo jiko kisha jifungie nalo chumbani, funga madirisha yote hewa isipate kuingia kutoka nje, kunywa pombe kiwango chochote ili upate usingizi(kama siyo mlevi basi meza piriton kadhaa) kisha panda kitandani ili upitiwe na usingizi,...
     
  7. TANMO

    TANMO JF-Expert Member

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    NB: usisahau kuleta feedback tafadhali, lol....
     
  8. Amoeba

    Amoeba JF-Expert Member

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    Good shot; carbon monoxide! Thats one way brother, unaweza kuelezea kitaalam zaidi? nasubiri michango ya wadau wengine
     
  9. Roulette

    Roulette JF-Expert Member

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    Is this a written version of a thousands ways to die?
     
  10. tz1

    tz1 JF-Expert Member

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    Kunywa konyagi lita tano bila kula kitu,ukuzimika huamki tena.
     
  11. kichomiz

    kichomiz JF-Expert Member

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    Kawaulize waliokufa sio sisi kwa sababu hatujawahi kufa hatuna majibu sahihi.
     
  12. Bigirita

    Bigirita JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahaaa!! Atakufa kabla hajamaliza lita tano.
    Au anywe supu ya nguruwe na konyagi mizinga mitano.....anywe piriton mbili na alale asikilizie kama ataamka
     
  13. VoiceOfReason

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    I guess maybe you are writing a novel or something and you are putting up a plot nimeona hii online from yahoo answers maybe itakusaidia kwenye kitabu chako (or any creative work your doing) ila kama your suicidal talking to friends na solving the problems might help (no fun in running away from problems) anyway if this is for educational purposes check this extract

     
  14. Sokwe Mjanja

    Sokwe Mjanja JF-Expert Member

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    We dada ishia hapo hapo!
     
  15. Masikini_Jeuri

    Masikini_Jeuri JF-Expert Member

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    Kajitupie mbele ya treni inayokwenda kasi
     
  16. Amoeba

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    Thanx kwa wadau woote mliochangia, thanx kwa Voiceofreason, Tanmo, thanx kwa wote walionimail; Dr,Anonimous, na wengine!
     
  17. Edward Teller

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    naomba kwanza unijuze kwa nini unataka kujiua?then nikupatie hizo njia
     
  18. Raia Fulani

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    sometimes death is the ultimate solution
     
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    Ombeni nanyi mtapewa. Muombe Mungu akuchukue na upepo wa kisulisuli kama alivyo mchukua Eliya naye atakupa kadiri ya maombi yako
     
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    kipindupindu JF-Expert Member

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    alshabab wanatafuta watu wa kujitoa muhanga.
     
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