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Mrembo wa geti kali.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Safhat, May 25, 2012.

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    Safhat JF-Expert Member

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    Mrembo wa geti kali alipokea cmu ngeni na mambo yalikuwa km hivi:
    SIMU:Hellow una boyfriend?
    MREMBO:Ndio ninae,nani mwenzangu?
    SIMU:Mm babako kumbe una byfrnd!ukirud utantambua!cm ikakatika.
    Akiwa na mawazo ya nini afanye cmu ikaita tena kwa namba ngeni.
    SIMU:Hlw una byfrnd?
    MREMBO:Hapana cna.
    SIMU:Vp mpenz ina maana umenisaliti!
    MRMB:Hapana bby nilijua ni baba.
    CMU:Ni mm baba yko nlikua nahakikisha tu km kweli una bf..utanikoma leo.
    Mrembo kazimia!
     
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    nolakinabo Member

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    du i kali
     
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    mtamanyali JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha ha ataipata huyu mrembo
     
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    KML JF-Expert Member

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    hii kali sanaaaaaaaaa
     
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    Mitchell JF-Expert Member

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    uongo mbaya
     
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    Pota JF-Expert Member

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    some times uongo unafaa sana tu hasa ktk kutongoza
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    zake 40.
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Ina maana hafaham tofauti kati ya baba yake na mpenzie ?

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    Lambat New Member

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    ebwna eee,hahahahahaha
     
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    Lambat New Member

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    atachezea kichapo mpaka kesho morning
     
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    Safhat JF-Expert Member

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    kumbuka alikua na msongamano wa mawazo kutokana na kuchanganykiwa na cmu ya mwnzo.so ucmlaumu.
     
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    fered mbataa JF-Expert Member

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    hii fresh sana ntatumia na mimi
     
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    driller JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh teh hapo dogo atakiona cha mtema kuni tena kama dingi yake ni kama ile midingi ya middle school..! hapo pamechimbika...! umetisha mkuu..!
     
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    G_crisis JF-Expert Member

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    Dingi ake nae poyoyo tu kwani kuwa na boyfriend kosa
     
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    Malunkwi JF-Expert Member

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    hilo dingi ni noma
     
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