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Mrema vs Queen elizaberth

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by issenye, Oct 28, 2011.

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    issenye JF-Expert Member

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    Mr. Mrema the Chairman of TLP ;While visiting England, Mr. Mrema the Chairman of TLP was invited to have tea with the Queen. He asked her what her leadership philosophy. She said that it is to be surrounded with intelligent people. He asked how she knows if they're intelligent. "I do so by asking them the right questions," said the Queen. "Allow me to demonstrate. " She phoned Tony Blair, "Mr. Prime Minister. Please answer this question: Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?" Tony Blair responded, "It's me, ma'am." "Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," said the Queen. She hangs up and said, "Did you get that, Mr. Eliatonga?" "Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!" Upon returning to DAR, he decided he'd better put the minister of infrastructure by then Mr. Mramba to the test. He invited Mr. Mramba. "Heh brother, I wonder if you can answer a question for me." "Why, of course. What's on your mind?" "Uh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?" Mramba hems and haws and finally asked, "Can I think about it and get back to you?" Mrema agreed, and Mramba left. He immediately called a meeting of other senior opposition parties and they puzzled over the question for several hours, but nobody could come up with an answer. Finally, in desperation, Mramba called Magufuli, the former minister of his ministry, and explained his problem. "Now look here Magufuli, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother, or your sister. Who is it?" Magufuli answered immediately, "Simple, It's me, of course. Much relieved, Mramba rushed back to Mrema and exclaims, "I know the answer! I know who it is! It's Magufuli, the former minister of my ministry!!!! !!" And Mrema replied in disgust, "PUMBAFU mkubwa wewe, ovyo kabisa, itÂ’s Tony Blair!!"
     
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    this is real good .. make my weekend start fresh....
     
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    Zimba Senior Member

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    Very nice! Nimeipenda sana.
     
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    Nzee ila safi
     
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    UmkhontoweSizwe JF-Expert Member

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    ​mnaboa kurudia mastori yaleyale ya mwaka 47.
     
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    we vp wewe hebu toa upuuzi wako hapa watu wapya kila leo wanajoin hapa jf so kama ulishaiona kaa pembeni
     
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    I love it
     
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    Hujalazinishwa kusoma mjinga wewe km vp tambaa mbele huna dili CCM weeeee
     
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    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Kijana nimeipenda sana hiyo......big up sana
     
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