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Mrema in london

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Balantanda, Apr 3, 2009.

  1. Balantanda

    Balantanda JF-Expert Member

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    While visiting England , Mr. Mrema the Chairman of TLP was invited to have tea with the Queen. He asked her what her leadership philosophy. She said that it is to be surrounded with intelligent people.
    He asked how she knows if they're intelligent.
    "I do so by asking them the right questions," said the Queen.
    "Allow me to demonstrate."
    She phoned Tony Blair, "Mr. Prime Minister. Please answer this question: Your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or sister. Who is it?"
    Tony Blair responded, "It's me, ma'am."
    "Correct. Thank you and good-bye, sir," said the Queen.
    She hangs up and said, "Did you get that, Mr. Eliatonga?"
    "Yes ma'am. Thanks a lot. I'll definitely be using that!"
    Upon returning to DAR, he decided he'd better put the minister of infrastructure by then Mr. Mramba to the test.
    He invited Mr. Mramba.
    "Heh brother, I wonder if you can answer a question for me."
    "Why, of course. What's on your mind?"
    "Uh, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother or your sister. Who is it?"
    Mramba hems and haws and finally asked, "Can I think about it and get back to you?" Mrema agreed, and Mramba left.
    He immediately called a meeting of other senior opposition parties and they puzzled over the question for several hours, but nobody could come up with an answer.
    Finally, in desperation, Mramba called Magufuli, the former minister of his ministry, and explained his problem.
    "Now look here Magufuli, your mother has a child, and your father has a child, and this child is not your brother, or your sister. Who is it?"
    Magufuli answered immediately, "Simple, It's me, of course.
    Much relieved, Mramba rushed back to Mrema and exclaims,
    "I know the answer! I know who it is! It's Magufuli, the former minister of my ministry!!!!!!"
    And Mrema replied in disgust,
    "PUMBAFU mkubwa wewe, ovyo kabisa, it's Tony Blair!!"
     
  2. Andindile

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    Hivyo basi Mrema na Mramba wote ni vilaza.
     
  3. Kiranga

    Kiranga JF-Expert Member

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    I expected Mramba to say "It's Magufuli" and I thought that was going to be the rather predictable punchline.

    But it wasnt.

    When Mrema said "It's Tony Blair" it was like a punchline on the punchline.
     
  4. senator

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    kaziii kweli kweli hay ndo mambo ya pasting!...Ila mdau Bala watake radhi hao wazee wa kiraracha sidhani kama wamefikia ukilaza huo
     
  5. Junius

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    haaaaaaaaa haaaaaaaaa aaaaaaaaaaa! mbavu zangu jamani wiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!!!! hoho hoho
     
  6. Junius

    Junius JF-Expert Member

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    kumbe inaonekana hata viongozi wenzake wa upinzani are not intelligent
     
  7. M

    Mkuliima Member

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    The answer should be: MWANAHARAMU is a child
     
  8. Kandambilimbili

    Kandambilimbili R I P

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    Du kiingereza chako kigumu? nimetafuta kwenye kamusi sikuona neno PASTING......
     
  9. Fidel80

    Fidel80 JF-Expert Member

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    Hii kali lakini ni jokes tu.
     
  10. M

    Misana Member

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    mmh sijui huyu ni dini gani au!!!
     
  11. Kapwila Matulu

    Kapwila Matulu JF-Expert Member

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    Mhhhh !! Hapa kuna ka-ukabila. Mrema, Mramba from Kilimanjaro, Magufuli from Kagera. Kweli ishomile !!!
     
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