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Mpenzi ya sasa bwana!!!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mkubwa Jalala, Oct 11, 2012.

  1. Mkubwa Jalala

    Mkubwa Jalala Senior Member

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    Boy: Hallow mpenz.
    Girl: Hallow baby.
    Boy: Naomba leo jioni uje home.
    Girl: Sitoweza kuja kwakua leo tunaenda kwenye harusi ya dada.
    Boy: Basi jitahidi uje kesho.
    Girl: Samahani honey keshopia sitoweza nyumbani watakuja wageni.
    Boy: Oky maana nilikuwa nimekununulia BlackBerry.
    Giry: Waooo nitakuja hiyo jioni na leo nitalala hukohuko, mwamwamwaaaa.
    Boy: Vipi kuhusu harusi?
    Girl: Honey nilikuwa ninakutania tu.
    Boy: Basi hata nami nilikuwa nakutania.
     
  2. Heart

    Heart JF-Expert Member

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    hahahhaaa...wote wawili manyonya kudadadeki..
     
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    pretty n JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaha, yah its applicable!
     
  4. r

    ronald2012 New Member

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    bf kizbo not an ATM machine bwana
     
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    NG'ONG'ONHWI Member

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    bab kumbwa i like it.
     
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    the santana Member

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    kunguru akifugika jua keshazaa na kuku huyo!!
     
  7. M

    Mzee wa fund JF-Expert Member

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    Umebuni kitu murua.
     
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    GADO Member

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    Umefunika mtu wangu safi sana ngoma droo
     
  9. Manager

    Manager JF-Expert Member

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    Hizi BB zitawamaliza. Umenisuuza. Sasa nilale
     
  10. Root

    Root JF-Expert Member

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    Hapo unampiga chini kwani muongo
    Bb ndio code ya IFM

    Sent from my BlackBerry 9860 using JamiiForums
     
  11. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaaaa...
     
  12. stable-negro

    stable-negro JF-Expert Member

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    I've appreciated it buddy; great thought 4 sure
     
  13. Bakulutu

    Bakulutu JF-Expert Member

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    Nimecheka saaana ..the-santa..!
     
  14. Lady N

    Lady N JF-Expert Member

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    and this coment is the one made me more happy, hahaaaaaa!
     
  15. ENZO

    ENZO JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahaha...........
     
  16. Pelham 1

    Pelham 1 JF-Expert Member

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    Ebwana safi
    Umenikoshaaaaa
    na hiyo smg
    I waz sad bt am happy nw.
     
  17. Mkubwa Jalala

    Mkubwa Jalala Senior Member

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    Tehetehetehe nahilo ndio lengo la jukwaa hili.
     
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    Kishiwa 44 Member

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    Ngoja nicheke kwanza den ntacomment badae
     
  19. bysange

    bysange JF-Expert Member

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    Gado,droo haiwezi kuwepo bila kabati,tihi,tihi,tihiii,au ngoma inogile!so sweet
     
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    Daema Member

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    hapo mbuzi kala mkeka
     
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