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Mpenzi my Swirry nitumie bhanaa!

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by Judgement, Sep 4, 2012.

  1. Judgement

    Judgement JF-Expert Member

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    Mdada ambae ni jirani yangu , jana usiku mida ya saa 4 hivi , mimi nikiwa nimekaa nje ya nyumba kibarazani , nae alikua amekaa nje kibarazani kwao.
    Distance iliopo baina ya vibaraza vyetu huhitaji kuzima redio kusikia yaongelewayo upande wowote kati yetu .

    Mdada akiwa anaongea na simu na mpenzi wake huku akiwa ameweka speaker loud mara nikasikia hivi ;
    "Yaani Devy mpenzi wangu ninavyokupenda sipati picha kabisa!
    Mpenzi muda huu najisikia ku'share nawe chochote dear !
    Mpenzi kama muda huu umelala ntumie nami kidogo usingizi wako!
    Kama unakula nitumie mchuzi !
    Kama unalia nitumie machozi !
    Kuna aliyekuudhi na una hasira nitumie hizo hasira kidogo nikusaidie!
    Aidha waumwa nitumie kdg ugonjwa ! "

    Sauti ya upande wa pili ya kiume ikajibu :-
    Niko chooni nikutumie mav....?
     
  2. cacico

    cacico JF-Expert Member

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    Shemeji jg mzima?? Bn anaendeleaje??
     
  3. Judgement

    Judgement JF-Expert Member

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    Mi mzima Casy! Mamsap yu'aenda vema!
    Thought she concieve already!
     
  4. Junior. Cux

    Junior. Cux JF-Expert Member

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    Mh beibe nasty anavituko, yani ndo akakujibu hivyo kweli afu umeiedit hadi raha..
     
  5. BAGAH

    BAGAH JF-Expert Member

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    slow down...road works ahead!
     
  6. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaaaaaa Judgement umeniacha hoi aisee
     
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  7. CUTE

    CUTE JF-Expert Member

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    hahhaha khaa! hii kali
     
  8. Elisha Ray

    Elisha Ray JF-Expert Member

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    Duh!!!
     
  9. Watu8

    Watu8 JF-Expert Member

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    sometimes mapenzi kweli kafiri...yaani ni usanii usanii tu
     
  10. Baba V

    Baba V JF-Expert Member

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    Hili nalo lina shida kwa kichwa!
     
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