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Mpare Na Pesa Benki

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by X-PASTER, Oct 26, 2010.

  1. X-PASTER

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    Kuna Mpare mmoja anaishi karibu na Benki, baada ya kushawishiwa kwa muda mrefu na ndugu na marafiki zake aweke pesa Benki kwa usalama wa pesa zake, kwa taabu sana akakubali kuweka pesa Benki. Kuanzia siku hiyo alizoweka hizo pesa, usiku kucha anakesha dirishani na filimbi mdomoni, kila akipita mtu karibu na hiyo Benki, Mpare wa watu anapiga filimbi kuwaamsha walinzi piii... piiiii....! Wote woga anaogopa, asije mtu akaiba pesa zake....!
     
  2. Saint Ivuga

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    duh!
     
  3. Saint Ivuga

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    duh!
    Unamaanisha mchaga??????
    Ukiongelea mabo ya malavidavi au ubahili ndio utaje wapare...na kwenye mambo ya kibeeenki wataje kina massawe
     
  4. X-PASTER

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    Kaka Issue imemtokea mzee wa Kipare!
     
  5. Mtende

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    hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa iyo kali
     
  6. Saint Ivuga

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    Makamba??????
     
  7. X-PASTER

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    Nilikuwa sifahamu kwamba mzee Makamba ni Mzee wa Kipare!
     
  8. Saint Ivuga

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    mpare na msambaa hawana tofauti
     
  9. Saint Ivuga

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    mpare na msambaa hawana tofauti
    sema wapare wanapenda sana kesi, kesi na kuku anaweza akauza kiwanja ili amlipe wakili
     
  10. X-PASTER

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    Eeeh! Kumbe, nilikuwa sifahamu ilo mkuu!
     
  11. X-PASTER

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    Ndio maana mzee wa Kipare anakesha akilinda Benki!
     
  12. Natty Bongoman

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    hahaaaa... walinzi watamgeukia muzee
     
  13. birungi

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    ahahhahaha nimefurahi sana.
     
  14. LoyalTzCitizen

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    Aisee! hii ni kweli nimeyaona kwa majirani zangu hao wapare!! hehehehe! wanapenda kesi hao! duuhhhh!!hehehehehehh
     
  15. Mdau Mkuu

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    Jamani wadau wangu mbona mnatuonea sie akina NITHITHI THITHI BABA ZAO
     
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