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Mother-in-law vs Daughter-in-law

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mahmoud Qaasim, Apr 20, 2012.

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    Mahmoud Qaasim JF-Expert Member

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    Mother-in-law vs Daughter-in-law

    Mother-in-law(MIL): My son should listen to me and obey my instructions, except if he did not suck this breast of mine for over 2 years!

    Daughter-in-law(DIL): That was 40 years ago!!! You must realize that it is my breast he sucks now. He had sucked it more than 5 years and he still sucking it.

    MIL: Listen here woman, I carried my son for 9 months....!

    DIL: Haa! He was only weighing 3.5kg wasn't he?! So what's the big deal? I CARRY HIM EVERYNIGHT and he is 105kg NOW!!
     
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    Lol!DIL is the best!
     
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    Hahahahahaaa huyu mke noma
     
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    hahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa...hii kaliiii
     
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    HIL is ryt.
     
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    Vodka JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha mama mkwe lzma anyooshe mikono
     
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    Hawa tunawaita monster -in - law and not mother -in - law.
     
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    Mmwaminifu JF-Expert Member

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    Wow, i didn't know this. Thanks for the info. Inaruhusiwa kumuita jina hilo naye akiwepo?
     
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    mh, hawa mabinti nowdays wamepiiiiiiiinda!!
     
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    Mke mwana yupo juu.
     
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    Mahmoud Qaasim JF-Expert Member

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    yupo juu ya nini mbona hujamalizia? na akishuka itakuwaje?
     
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    Mahmoud Qaasim JF-Expert Member

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    jaribu kumuita jina hilo mbele yake asikie uone kazi
     
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    kama kali na umeipenda gonga like basi!
     
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