Mother-in-law vs Daughter-in-law Mother-in-law(MIL): My son should listen to me and obey my instructions, except if he did not suck this breast of mine for over 2 years! Daughter-in-law(DIL): That was 40 years ago!!! You must realize that it is my breast he sucks now. He had sucked it more than 5 years and he still sucking it. MIL: Listen here woman, I carried my son for 9 months....! DIL: Haa! He was only weighing 3.5kg wasn't he?! So what's the big deal? I CARRY HIM EVERYNIGHT and he is 105kg NOW!!