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Most Annoying Things To Do In An Elevator

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by AmaniGK, Aug 17, 2009.

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    When there's only one other person in the elvator, tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't you.

    Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

    Ask if you can push the button for other people, but push the wrong ones.

    Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask if they know what floor your on. \

    Hold the doors open and say your waiting for a friend. After a while, let the doors close, and say, "Hi Greg. How's your day been?"

    Drop a pen and wait until someone goes to pick it up, then scream, "That's mine!"

    Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the elevator.

    Move your desk into the elevator and whenever anyone gets on, ask if they have an apointment.

    Lay down the twister mat and ask people if they would like to play.

    Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, ask them if they can hear ticking.

    Pretend you are a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.

    Ask, "Did you feel that?"

    Stand really close to someone, sniffing them occasionally.

    When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's okay, don't panic, they open again!"

    Swat at flies that don't exist.

    Tell people that you can see their aura.

    Call out, "Group Hug!"and then enforce it.

    Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"

    Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"

    Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.
     
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    Fun Things To Do In A Final That Does Not Matter (i.e. You are going to fail the class completely no matter what you get on the final exam)


    Get the copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!"

    Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

    Bring cheerleaders.

    Walk in, get the exam, and sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"

    On the answer sheet (book, whatever) find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

    Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

    Fifteen minutes into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas!" If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every fifteen minutes.

    Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up! For math/science exams, try using Roman numerals.

    Every five minutes, stand up, collect all your things, move to another seat, and continue with the exam.

    Turn in the exam approximately 30 minutes into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

    Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks you why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

    Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 minutes, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

    Bring a water pistol with you. 'Nuff said.

    From the moment the exam begins, hum the theme to Jeopardy. Ignore the instructor's requests for you to stop. When they finally get you to leave one way or another, begin whistling the theme to the Bridge on the River

    Try to get people in the room to do the wave.

    Get deliveries of candy, flowers, balloons, telegrams, etc . . . sent to you every few minutes throughout the exam.

    Bring a musical instrument with you, play various tunes. If you are asked to stop, say "it helps me think." bring a copy of the Student Handbook with you, challenging the instructor to find the secion on musical instruments during finals. Don't forget to use the phrase "Told you so.".
     
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