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Modern Wives...!

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by nyengo, May 31, 2011.

  1. nyengo

    nyengo JF-Expert Member

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    The new wife was being welcomed at the husband's home in a traditional manner. As expected she gave a speech;
    "My dear family, I thank you for welcoming me in my new home and family, firstly, my being here does not mean that I would want to change your way of life, your routine ."No, I will never do that, never in a million years."


    "What do you mean my child?" asked the father-in-law.

    "What I mean dad is (looking at her in-laws);


    Those who used to wash the dishes must carry on washing them.

    Those who used to do the laundry must carry on doing it.

    Those who cooked should not stop at my account, AND

    Those who used to clean should continue cleaning!!!


    "And what are you here for?" enquired the mother-in-law.


    "AS FOR ME, I'M HERE JUST TO ENTERTAIN YOUR SON!!!!!"

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  2. AshaDii

    AshaDii Platinum Member

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    mmmmh dawa yake ndogo, waende kwenye nyumba yao...
     
  3. j

    jakamoyo JF-Expert Member

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    Duh, kuweni makin vijana kwenye kuo kuna mengi.
    Mchunguze mtu vzr kable ya kuamua kuwa naye yasije yakakukuta....
     
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    Marytina JF-Expert Member

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    mbona kila siku wanawake wabovu wabovu kwani hamna wanaume vimeo???
     
  5. itnojec

    itnojec JF-Expert Member

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    safi sana, kwan aliolewa awe mfanya kazi wa ndani?
     
  6. mchakavumlasana

    mchakavumlasana JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahah nimeipendaa...
    ila nadhani kuoana ni kusaidiana, sidhani kama unaoa ili upate mtumishi wa ndani..
    bali mwenza
    mshirikiane
    kwa yote...
    akipika wewe osha vyombo,
    ukifagia yeye apige deki ...
    kwa vicheko na bashasha.......
    akinyonyesha wewe bembeleza mtoto aliapo
    huku mkisikilizana na kubembelezana ...
    kila mmoja akijua nn mwenzie anapenda nn hapendi...
    na upendo ukitawala ndani mwenu! na kuheshimiana pia.....:dance:
    hapo hakuna atakayeiona ndoa ni ndoano
     
  7. Rose1980

    Rose1980 JF-Expert Member

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    apochacha!!!!
     
  8. Sumba-Wanga

    Sumba-Wanga JF-Expert Member

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    Ina maana jamaa alikuwa anaishi clan kind of life?
    This is so funny.

    Hii ni kijijini? Sielewi maana huyo mwanamke ana sound wa mjini mjini
     
  9. Dena Amsi

    Dena Amsi JF-Expert Member

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    Aisee nafurahi kunikumbusha niliisoma zamani sana kwenye email nimekumbuka mbali sana aliyenitumia hii mail alifariki kwa ajali
     
  10. MESTOD

    MESTOD JF-Expert Member

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    Dah, hopeful utasema Bwana azidi kumrehemu!
     
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    MESTOD JF-Expert Member

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    Hauna jibu kwa hili?
     
  12. afrodenzi

    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    watu wengine bwana
    dahhhh bala bilauri..
     
  13. Dena Amsi

    Dena Amsi JF-Expert Member

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    Na mwanga wa milele umwangazie. AMEN
     
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    michi Member

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    'we' must take a great care
     
  15. Ennie

    Ennie JF-Expert Member

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    Hajakosea. Jamaa alienda kuoa mke na si kuleta housemaid.
     
  16. nyengo

    nyengo JF-Expert Member

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    lakini wake ni kwa ajili ya kufurahisha tu???
     
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