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Modern Love Letter

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by jrmlaurence, May 25, 2012.

  1. jrmlaurence

    jrmlaurence Member

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    Dearest Samantha,


    I am very happy to inform you that I have fallen in love with you since Tuesday, the 20th of June 2011.
    With reference to the meeting held between us on the 20th of June 2011 at 1500 hours, I would like to present myself as a prospective lover. Our love affair would be on probation for a period of no less than three months and depending on compatibility, would be made permanent Of course, upon completion of probation, there will be continuous relationship training and relationship appraisal schemes leading up to promotion from lover to spouse.
    The expenses incurred for coffee and entertainment would initially be shared equally between us. Later, based on your performance, I might take up a larger share of the expenses. However I am broad-minded enough, to be taken care of, on your expense account. I request you to kindly respond within 30 days of receiving this letter, failing which, this offer would be canceled without further notice and I shall be considering someone else.
    I would be happy, if you could forward this letter to your sister, if you do not wish to take up this offer.

    Sincerely,

    Steve Don
     
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    Mtanga Tc JF-Expert Member

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    Utandawizi in action!!!
     
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    hahaha!!!!!
    kwa hali ilivyo mbona ndo tunakoelekea huku!!!
     
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    Duh huyu jamaa kasomea wp kutongoza au ndo usomi unamsumbuaa!!
     
  5. jrmlaurence

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    Daaah huyu jamaa lazima atakuwa anatoka bukoba
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    nimekubali
     
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    Activist p Member

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    umetisha baab!
     
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    ha ha ha ha ha ha
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    mpigilie JF-Expert Member

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    Tisha mbayaaaa...me lyk it
     
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    Ngaisiyako Riwa New Member

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    ...mh!
     
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    Tena ni mwanasheria.
     
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    he is right
     
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