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Mmh hizi soda mbona kazi

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by actus, Oct 10, 2011.

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    actus Senior Member

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    ‎'chukua elfu kumi hii ukanywe soda' sisi Watanzania jamnn! soda gani ya elfu kumi ?
    swali mtu anapokupa utachukua?au anaposema soda inakua inasimamia matumizi mbalimbal iunayoweza kufanya?
     
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    Vin Diesel JF Gold Member

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    :crutch:.....
     
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    Kazi ni kwako.....
     
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    kahtaan JF-Expert Member

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    we chukuwa hiyo hela halafu zaa nae
     
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    Likwanda JF-Expert Member

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    Tutakuwa tunasema "chukua hela ukanunue gari" hapo vp?
     
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    mikatabafeki JF-Expert Member

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    si ulimbukeni wako kani amekuomba
     
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    actus Senior Member

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    wewe ndo limbukeni ambae unadhani soda ndo big deal na unapokea.au wewe ndo kiwango chako cha soda nini?tena soda yenyewe ya elfu kumi?
     
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    actus Senior Member

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    gari ya elfu kumi?mkuu mie nadhani inabidi tuwe tunasema chukua hela then unapiga kimya.mambo ya soda yanatoka wapi?
     
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    Chimunguru JF-Expert Member

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    anawekeza huyoo si buree
     
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    jamani soda si soda tu?
     
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    Mtu anaposema chukua ya soda anamaanisha kiwango cha pesa alichokupa ni kidogo sana kwa mtazamo wake.
     
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    mchemsho JF-Expert Member

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    Chukua haka ka laki2 ka vocha
     
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    soda hapa ziko nyingi. Wajameni. Ila huo ni mtego.
     
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    CYPRIAN MKALI Senior Member

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    akikwambia soda unaweza pata na msosi, so sio lazima akuambie vyote. pia ni njia ya kukupa fair kwani mtu akikuambia chukua ukaleutajiuliza hivianadhan sijala, sasa anakua amekukwaza kidogo.
     
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    Bhavick JF-Expert Member

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    kweli mkuu,IPO SODA YA KOPO!
     
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    Hiyo kawaida kwa kiswahili mfano mtu anajenga hekalu Mbezi, anakuambia ,aaah najenga kakibanda kangu huko Mbezi au mtu ana Bilioni chache bank anasema ana vijisenti.
     
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    Bambanza jr. JF-Expert Member

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    Iyo ni misimu yenye lengo la kurahisisha lugha! Mfano. Ntakupa chai
     
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    HorsePower JF-Expert Member

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    Nafikiri ni lugha iliyozoeleka, kumaanisha kuwa unampa mtu hela ambayo inamtosha kununua kitu kidogo chochote cha haraka .... Si soda kama soda, au watalaamu wa Kiswahili hapa JF mnasemaje?
     
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    Unachukua unaenda kununua soda then unamrudishia chenji yake.
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    Inategemea aliyekupa ni kwa mpango upi?
     
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