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Mme na Robot

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Viol, Oct 31, 2011.

  1. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Mke alipoona mme wake ameenda safari ya mbali akaamua atoke nje ya ndoa ili atulize hamu yake,akaamua kumleta mwanaume wake nyumbani,Siku moja usiku mme akarudi kutoka safarini na alipofika kwake akaanza kupanda ngazi kuelekea gorofa la pili ilipo chumba lake yeye na mkewe,akakuta kuna giza nene na hakuna umeme huku sauti nzito ikisema,''Bby shake ur body,ur so sweet'' mme akajua kwa yvoyvote anaibiwa,Akagonga mlango kwa hasira na mke alipofungua akashtuka sana kuona ni mmewe,mjadala ukaanza hivi.

    Mme:we mwanamke washa taa.
    mke;Taa zimeungua na mshumaa umeisha.
    Mme:nimesikia sauti nzito nani yupo ndani.
    Mke:unajua mme wangu we unasafari ya mara kwa mara hivyo nimeamua kununua robot ili niwe natuliza hamu yangu,yule ni robot,sijapenda
    nikusaliti wala sikupenda nitembee na jirani.
    Mme:Okey nakuamini,Mwenzako nina hamu sana naomba twende kitandani unipe mambo.
    Mke:Oh darling jana ilikuwa siku zangu kwahiyo hatuwezi tukafanya mapenzi labda nikuandalie maji ya kuoga,ukimaliza kuoga halafu ule.
    Mme:basi poa,ila leo nilivyo na hamu nadhani huyo robot nitamla tigo.
    Mke:teh teh poa,ngoja nikupelekee maji bafuni.
    Wakati mke ameenda kuandaa bafu,mme akaaenda kumwingilia robot kwa nyuma.,jamaa aliyejifanya robot akaanza kusema,''SYTEM ERROR! WRONG HOLE!SYTEM ERROR! WRONG HOLE!......Mme akasema kwa sauti"Kudadeki kama siwezi nikumege tigo lazima nikutupe
    nje kupitia dirishani,Jamaa alipoona kushushwa kutoka gorofa la pili ni ishu naye akajibu ''SOFTWARE UPDATED!,SOFTWARE UPDATED!
    YOU MAY TRY THE HOLE!YO MAY TRY THE HOLE!AGAIN I REPEAT TRY THE HOLE.
     
  2. Bujibuji

    Bujibuji JF-Expert Member

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    hii imetokea kijijini Kamsamba, Mbozi mkoani Mbeya
     
  3. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Ila huyo jamaa alikuwa anajifanya robot au alitumia ujanja mwingine
     
  4. mchemsho

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    Mbavu zangu mie jamani heh.! Eti SYTEM ERROR WRONG HOLE, MARA SOFTWARE UPDATED YOU MAY TRY THE HOLE, ubunifu bomba
     
  5. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Robot ametisha
     
  6. mysteryman

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    Hahahahaha dah..,jamaa kaliwa hivi hivi
     
  7. Viol

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    Jamaa kaliwa kijanja
     
  8. Vinci

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    hahahahaha.....iko pouwa
     
  9. mgodi

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    mkuu excellent we ni mkali, mbavu zinauma.
     
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    valid statement JF-Expert Member

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    sikumbuki mara ya mwisho kucheka kama nlivocheka leo.
    Mkuu EXCELLENT!
    Ichi kituko ni EXCELLENT! Nimecheka saaaaaaaaaana.
     
  11. MR. DRY

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    Excellent....mjini shule!
     
  12. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    MR.DRY ujanja mhimu mjini
     
  13. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Mkuu lazima ucheke,huku ni uwanja wangu wa nyumbani
     
  14. Viol

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    mkuu nina nondo za ukweli ukiona excellent hutajuta kusoma post
     
  15. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    thanks mkuu
     
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    Bayo Senior Member

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    balaaaa..
     
  17. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Nimeipenda hii signature...

    siku haipiti bila kipya jf
     
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    mbavu zanguology!
     
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    Jamaa kaliwa mduaraaa....
     
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    Mke wa mtu..sumu!
     
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