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Mme analalamika.............

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Viol, Jul 2, 2012.

  1. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    [h=6]Mme anamlalamikia pasta, "Tangu mke wangu awe mlokole ananikera sana wakati wa kushiriki tendo la ndoa maneno yake ya mapenzi yamekuwa 'ooh haleluya, asante simba wa yuda, thank u alfa na omega, woow! sweet mwanakondoo! ooh! mwokozi nibebe, nibembeleze baba! nipe vyote bwana wangu,Asante kristo, nipe vitu mwokozi, nipeeee e bwana".[/h]
     
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    Hizo zinaitwa 'Rejesta' mkuu.
     
  3. King'asti

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    Pasta akamjibu ' si afadhali mkeo anasemaga hivyo, kabla hajaokoka alikuwa anasema matusi hadi naona kama ni dhambi kuliko uasherati ninaofanya nae. Mke wa John yule mkurugenzi serikalini nae inabidi nimshawishi aokoke.'
     
  4. Viol

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    itakuwa rejesta ya chumbani au kanisani?
     
  5. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    halafu mke wa John naye akiokoka awe anaitikia...."nibembeleze bwana,nishike mkono"usiachie.
     
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    Safi mkuu
     
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    Bora kuliko amuambie 'hicho kiatu kivueee', wataishia na mimba hapo!

    QUOTE=Excellent;4166492]halafu mke wa John naye akiokoka awe anaitikia...."nibembeleze bwana,nishike mkono"usiachie.[/QUOTE]
     
  8. Viol

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    [/QUOTE]

    hapo sasa unataka kutenganisha ndoa ya watu,heri awe anaimba ile pambio "maisha bila yeye mimi siyawezi"
     
  9. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    pamoja kaka
     
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    Mh umetisha kamanda
     
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    Kiukweli umenikwaza mkuu!
     
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    we mkare.
     
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    Umenifurahisha sana, nimemuonyesha uzi huo mke wangu amecheka sana...kwikwikwikwiwkwiwkwiwkwiwkwiwiiiiii

    Unajua ni kwanini? Usiku alininunia eti kwa sababu wakati nimelala alisema nilikuwa nataja jina la bikira Maria halafu nikawa nashikashika cheni yake ya kiunoni kwa mtindo wa kuhesabu. Nilipojaribu kujitetea kwamba nilikuwa naota nikisali rozali hakunielewa.
     
  14. Viol

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    thanks kamanda
     
  15. Viol

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    hahahaha unaogopa kumwambia ukweli?
     
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    thanks kamanda
     
  17. Viol

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    don't take it serious mkuu
     
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