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Mmasai na fundi redio.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Bra-joe, May 30, 2012.

  1. Bra-joe

    Bra-joe JF-Expert Member

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    Siku moja redio ya mmasai ilikuwa haishiki stesheni, kila akijaribu ililia sshiii sswiii, akaamua kuipeleka kwa fundi, fundi baada ya kuikagua alikubali kuitengeneza kwa sh 3,000. Akamwambia mmasai aje baada ya masaa3, mmasai alipokuja kuchukua redio yake, fundi akamwambi bado, kwani kuna kifaa kimeharibika, gharama yake sh7,000. Mmasai akasema haiwezi hiyo gharama, akamwambia fundi arudishie vitu vyote ndani ya redio kama vilivyokua mwanzo. Fundi alipomaliza kurudishia vitu akamkabidhi mmasai redio yake, mmasai aliipokea na kujaribu kutafuta stesheni, kilichomshangaza zile kelele za sshiii sswiii zilikuwa hazipo, yaani kimya kabisa, ndipo alipomwambia fundi anataka arudishiwe zile kelele za sshiii sswiii kama zilivyo kuwepo mwanzo, kulizuka ugomvi mkubwa sana baina ya fundi na mmsai.
     
  2. Angel Msoffe

    Angel Msoffe JF-Expert Member

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    makubwa
     
  3. Mtanzanika

    Mtanzanika JF-Expert Member

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    hahaha...shii swii not reachable.
     
  4. Eng. Y. Bihagaze

    Eng. Y. Bihagaze Verified User

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    Ugomvi tena, kwani hawa jamaa siku hizi hawatembei Na zana viunoni? Huwa hawana mjadala majuzi pale Feri Mtu kafyekwa mikono kisa alimtupia vijimaneno vya kashfa mwana lubega mmoja..
    Nichukue nafasi kuuliza swali mweshimiwa sana.. Hivi kuna Konda mmasai?!?
     
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    Mmwaminifu JF-Expert Member

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    Mbado sijakutana na konda mmasai
     
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    KML JF-Expert Member

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    yupo tena lile shati la konda kalivaa kama shuka
     
  7. chelsea fc

    chelsea fc JF-Expert Member

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    nenda kinyerezi wapo kibao
     
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