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Mmasai na chupi mpya

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Kabakabana, Sep 17, 2011.

  1. Kabakabana

    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    Mmasai mmoja alikuwa anasafiri kutoka umasaini kuja dar.Katika moja ya matayarisho yake ya safari akaamua kununua angalau chupi.Siku ya siku akapanda zake basi kuja dar.

    Akiwa ndani ya basi akachanua miguu yake ili watu waone chupi yake mpya bila kujua kuwa alisahau kuvaa.Watu wakapigwa na butwaa yeye akawa anaendelea kujiweka wazi zaidi akijua wanamuonea wivu.

    Alivyoona wanazidi kushangaa akaamua kuvunja ukimya,akawaambia "mnashangaa nini?na nyumbani nimeacha kama hii ya kijani."
     
  2. Mzee

    Mzee JF-Expert Member

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    Alikuwa wa jinsia gani ili nitathmini?
     
  3. rosemarie

    rosemarie JF-Expert Member

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    mkuu nimecheka sana
     
  4. Kabakabana

    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    ni mwanaume na mzee kama wewe tu
     
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    mzawahalisi JF-Expert Member

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    Unajua baada ya kuchekwa alipofika koogwe kwenda chooni akaivaa. Kufika chalinze akahisi haja kubwa,akaomba msaada kwenye kichaka, kwenda chooni sihajazoea akavuta shuka zake juu akashusha mzigo bila ya kuvua chupi, kunyanyuka hakuna kitu! Akarudi kwenye gari huku akilalama: ''chalinze ni noma sana, inaiba mpaka kinyesi ya binadamu?'' Abiria kilammoja akishika pua yake, ohoo babayeyooo keshaharibu!!!!!!!!!
     
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    Mzee JF-Expert Member

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    hapo kazi ipo.
     
  7. Mzee

    Mzee JF-Expert Member

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    mhhh. Harufu imefika huku kwetu.
     
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    mchemsho JF-Expert Member

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    niliisikia zamani mo.!
     
  9. luckyperc

    luckyperc JF-Expert Member

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    Dah mkuu mbona una2zalilisha sisi kabila linalodumisha mila tz.
     
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