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Mmasai mnywa gongo na baa medi..

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by kifuniboy, Sep 6, 2011.

  1. k

    kifuniboy Senior Member

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    Mmasai aliamua kwenda kutembea jijini DAR..baada ya kukaa kwa muda wa mwezi mmoja hivi alimiss sana pombe yake na hakujua mahali pa kuipata...,siku moja akaamua kwenda Bar Maeneo ya kinondoni shamba...na mazungumzo yalikuwa hivi..,
    ..Baa medi-halloo karibu
    ..mmasai-aksante mamaaa.... ishiiii
    ..Baa medi-nikusaidie nini..!!
    ...mmasai akaangalia meza ya nyuma na ya mbele kwa haraka sana...,kisha akamwambia baa medi letea mimi kama ile..,akimaanisha safari kwani mteja wa meza ya mbele alikuwa anakunywa safari..
    Baa medi...kaenda karudi na bia ya safari akamwambia mmasai hii hapa akwiii..
    ..Mmasai-Haya bomoa..!!(fungua)
    ..Baa medi-kafungua psiii
    ..Mmasai-sasa pima ya hansini.,
     
  2. Saint Ivuga

    Saint Ivuga JF-Expert Member

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    hahhahahhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahaha
     
  3. Globu

    Globu JF-Expert Member

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    Duh mmasai bwana. Hii kali.
     
  4. Likwanda

    Likwanda JF-Expert Member

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    Duh, kweli wanadumisha mila ile wengine walisha shindwa.
     
  5. mtu chake

    mtu chake JF-Expert Member

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    rafiki katisha..anataka gambe kwa tsh hamsini..duh
     
  6. Gurta

    Gurta JF-Expert Member

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    Haya bana mzee wa Kifuni -- naamini itakuwa ni ile ya pale juu kidogo ya Umbwe. Nimekunywa sana mbege pale enzi za Mti safi!
     
  7. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    dah! Hilo bonge la timbwili
     
  8. pomo

    pomo JF-Expert Member

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    siku hizi pesa mbele huduma inafuatia, hiyo labda itakuwa ni kijijini kila mtu anamfahamu mwenzake
     
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