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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Rosweeter, Dec 19, 2011.

  1. Rosweeter

    Rosweeter JF-Expert Member

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    Baada ya masai kupinga shitaka la wizi lililomkabili kwa nguvu zote, ulipofika wakati wa kujitetea mambo yalikuwa hivi:

    Hakimu: Mshtakiwa una swali lolote kwa shahidi

    Masai: Ndiyo bana Hakimu, ndugu shahidi kama uliniona naiba unawesa kuiambia mahakama nilikuwa nimefaa nguo rangi gani?

    Shahidi: Ndiyo, ulivaa nguo ya bluu

    Masai: Mekosea, nilikuwa mefaa nguo nyekundu
     
  2. Sordo

    Sordo JF-Expert Member

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    Aisee tutakutoa ngeu1 endelea na utani wako ila utakuja uumie
     
  3. Kabakabana

    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    Hehehe kwa hiyo kumbe aliiba kweli,huyu mmasai ni kwere aisee.
     
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    Prince ED New Member

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    sasa si bora mmasai asinge uliza swali
     
  5. Mr. Mwalu

    Mr. Mwalu JF-Expert Member

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    Masai : Hivi huko jela kuna mushele (akimaanisha wali)
    hakimu : Ndio
    masai ; ongeza yeye mwaka ingine!
     
  6. fundiaminy

    fundiaminy JF-Expert Member

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    masai: hivi uko jela iko masiwa?
    Hakimu: mara tatu kwa wiki.
    Masai: na nyama?
    Hakimu: kila siku.
    Masai:funga mimi maisha
     
  7. Myakubanga

    Myakubanga JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahahahahahahahahaha...
    Cheza na wamasai wewe?
    Wataku-mkuki!!!
     
  8. Tz-guy

    Tz-guy JF-Expert Member

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    Yello, sobhai? Tepeka sabphoko.
     
  9. Shine

    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Hatimaye masai akafungwa miaka 10, hakimu fanya namuna hii gawa miaka 5 kwa mujomba yangu na ingine 5 kwa mama yoyo mimi acha iendelee na mambo yangu
     
  10. afrodenzi

    afrodenzi Platinum Member

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    Hahahahahaha. Lolz
    Very funny ..
     
  11. Kaka'

    Kaka' JF-Expert Member

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    chsheeeeee.....! rafiki sifanye msheso na masai.
     
  12. Jakubumba

    Jakubumba JF-Expert Member

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    Huwa nikiwa na stress nakuja kuziangushia hapa! Well done guys!
     
  13. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    Hakimu hakumwongeza miaka mengine zaidi? Hahahaha. Nalog off
     
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    bigambo Senior Member

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    Mmmh..mmh mmh..
    Masai wa siku hz wajanja ila mabahiri ( wabanizi wa fedha)
     
  15. Angel Nylon

    Angel Nylon JF-Expert Member

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    iko poa sn
     
  16. bampami

    bampami JF-Expert Member

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    Very judi vijana angu nime enjoy sana nalala with peace.
     
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    Ninliy Senior Member

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    Dah!wamasai wameua...
     
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