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Mlevi na Polisi

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by The Priest, Oct 12, 2011.

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    The Priest JF-Expert Member

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    Polisi:Nimekuja nyumbani kwako kukupa taarifa kuwa ajali ya gari imetokea, inasemekana mke wako amefariki,naomba twende ukaangalie kama utaitambua maiti.
    Mme mlevi: Potezea bhana usinisumbue,kama vipi mpige picha halafu upload facebook then unitag ukiona nime LIKE ujue ndo yeye.​
     
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    The Priest JF-Expert Member

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    A baby was born at the hospital laughing like crazy.The Doc saw that the baby was holding something in his hand,they carefully opened his hands apart n found an ABORTION PILL!!!! The baby looked up at his mother n said,"AM ALIVE BITCH N NO WEAPON AGAINST ME SHALL PROSPER!!"
     
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    valid statement JF-Expert Member

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    Huyo sio mlevi tu, bali pia punguani, kichaa na hayawani.Ana mawenge ya akili na ana pepo wachafu...Teh teh teh
     
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    The Priest JF-Expert Member

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    Siku moja nyani alitafuta all means za ku die akakosa. Alipompata simba amelala aliona ni poa amsumbue ili aliwe afe. Basi alienda akamtia simba kidole hadi simba akaamka.
    Simba: nani amefanya hivyo?
    Nyani: ni mimi!
    Simba: kuna yeyote ameona?
    Nyani: hapana!
    Simba: basi fanya tena....
     
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    hahahahaha!
     
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    Chonde chonde.....................................
     
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    mkuu nimependa hii,we mkare
     
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    yuzanem yako mkuu na hii kama haziendani hv?
     
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    Excellent we ni mkali zaidi...thnks
     
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    Usijali hata sisi watumishi samtym tunahitaji tips kaa hz kupunguza stress..
     
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    salut mkuu.
     
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    mkuu umetisha
     
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    ah haaa haaa hiyo ya simba na kali mkuu
     
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    Hata katika binadamu,mabaunsa wengi ni mapunga!mi lyk it.
     
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    Nilipoanza kusoma hii thread nilijua tu itakuwa za kilevi kwani wewe mwenyewe mlevi tht why unatumia jina la mwenzio.
    Malizana na police wako.
     
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    Mh! Simba kaenjoy mpaka bac! Duh!
     
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    Arshant Member

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    Mh! Simba kaenjoy mpaka bac! Anataka tena na tena na tena!
     
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    hahahahah haya mlevi mwenzanguuu..
     
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    Haaaaa haaaa, bwana simbaaaaaaa!
     
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    mkuu nimeikubali.....
     
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