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Mlevi na meneja

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Numerator, Feb 21, 2012.

  1. Numerator

    Numerator JF-Expert Member

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    Mlevi kaingia bar na kumwambia meneja.... "Ebwana daaaah... Unajua mi ninashabaha ile mbaya... Naweza kujaza mkojo kwenye ileeee chupa ya juu kabisa counter bila hata kudondosha hata tonye..." Meneja akabisha na kupinga kabisaaaa, mshikaji akamwambia.... "Basi tufanye hivi... Nakupe laki moja nikidondosha hata tonye pembeni, na nikishindwa we nipe bia 3 tu..." Meneja akaona isiwe tabu, kucheki huku na kule akaona baa watu wako busy busy akakubali... Bila taabu, jamaa akasogea kaunta.... Akaanza kukojoa lakini hakufikisha hata punje kwenye chupa.... Meneja akadai chake, mshikaji akatoka njee na kurudi na kama milioni moja mkononi huku akitabasamu... Akampatio meneja pesa yake... Kwa mshangao meneja akauliza... "Hiyo mihela umeokota wapi na mbona unatoa kirahisi hivyo huku ukitabasamu???!!" Jamaa akamwambia.... "Nimeweka dau la laki moja moja na watu kama kumi na wale jamaa paleee nje wanaochungulia dirishani kuwa naweza kuja kukojoa kaunta na ucnifanye chochote!!!"
     
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    RECYCLER Senior Member

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    Nice broo........ I like it!
     
  3. Benzoic

    Benzoic JF-Expert Member

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    Nice trick
     
  4. Janja PORI

    Janja PORI JF-Expert Member

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    duuuu hahahah hiii kaliiii
     
  5. jino kwa jino

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    huyu siyo mlevi ni guniuz
     
  6. DEVINE

    DEVINE JF-Expert Member

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    Mh hapana huyo jmaa mzima
     
  7. Triple A

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    no coment
     
  8. DAWA YA SIKIO

    DAWA YA SIKIO JF-Expert Member

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    Daaah ! Tehe tehe tehe.
     
  9. Typhoid

    Typhoid JF-Expert Member

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    Raha jipe mwenyewe! Nakumbuka hata mie nilikuwa na trick kibao za kuwasogelea mademu
     
  10. Mtalingolo

    Mtalingolo JF-Expert Member

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    Ntajaribu kesho...
     
  11. Erickb52

    Erickb52 JF-Expert Member

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    Duh kitu ya ukweli kinomaa
    Uko juuu
     
  12. KakaKiiza

    KakaKiiza JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa ni noma
     
  13. ummu kulthum

    ummu kulthum JF-Expert Member

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    pombe si chai
     
  14. Negrodemus

    Negrodemus JF Gold Member

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    mpambanaji teh teh
     
  15. Kabakabana

    Kabakabana JF-Expert Member

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    ahsante mkuu
     
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    egbert44 JF-Expert Member

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    Aminia kweli mtembea bure sio sawa na mkaa bure
     
  17. StaffordKibona

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    Yale yale ya Bi Kizee na meneja wa Benki
     
  18. Wa Nyumbani

    Wa Nyumbani JF-Expert Member

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    Kenge huyo
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Network Connected !
     
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    SI unit JF-Expert Member

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    Weita lete ingine tasavali
     
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