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Mlevi na fridge

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Pulpitis, Jun 27, 2012.

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    Pulpitis Senior Member

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    Jamaa mmoja mlevi alikuwa na mazoea ya kurudi home usiku sana, siku moja karudi mishale ya saa tisa usiku.maongez kati yake na mkewe yalikuwa hivi
    Mlevi,.Dear, have you put automatic bulb in the toilet?
    Wife.No its the same bulb , ordinary one.
    Mlevi.., No when I open the door it swich on itself and when I closed its swichoff.
    Wife. Ooh shit so you have used the fridge again.(urinated).ulevi nomaaa
     
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    Sheshejr JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaaaaa!
     
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    Ehehehehehhh
     
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    Mau Senior Member

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    me staki
     
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    Mi hiyo friji naiuza!
     
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    Niuzie mimi hiyo friji bana.....
     
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