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Mlevi na daladala.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Globu, Feb 24, 2012.

  1. Globu

    Globu JF-Expert Member

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    Kuna mlevi alipanda daladala, kwa bahati alikaa siti moja na Padre. Yule Padre kwa upole akamwambia yule mlevi 'nakuonea huruma sababu unaenda motoni bila kujijua'. Yule mlevi akashtuka na kuanza kupiga kelele 'wewe dereva, simamisha gari mie sielekei motoni, naelekea Magomeni' abiria wote hoi!!!
     
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    which is which Member

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    so fun
    :lol:
     
  3. ngulinho

    ngulinho JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha ha hha:lol:
     
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    blackwizard Senior Member

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    Nahisi mungu yuko mbali na wanadamu
     
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    egbert44 JF-Expert Member

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    Mapadre nao wawe na busara utamsomeshaje mtu yupo matingas na yeye kafuata verse ya bible ili asahau shida zake
     
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    Mdudu Wa Masala Senior Member

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    Methali 31: 4.. Ee Lemueli, kunywa
    mvinyo hakuwafai
    wafalme, hakuwafai
    wafalme; Wala haifai
    wakuu waseme, Ki wapi
    kileo?
    Lemueli, ne karaliams
    gerti vyną, ne
    kunigaikščiams stiprius
    gėrimus,
    5. Wasije wakanywa na
    kuisahau sheria, Na
    kuipotosha hukumu ya
    mtu aliye taabuni.
    kad prisigėrę jie
    nepamirštų įstatymo ir
    neiškraipytų teisingumo
    prispaustiesiems.
    6. Mpe kileo yeye aliye
    karibu na kupotea; Kampe
    divai yeye aliye na
    uchungu nafsini.
    Duok stiprius gėrimus
    nelaimingiems ir vyną
    liūdinčioms sieloms.
    7. Anywe akausahau
    umaskini wake;
    Asiikumbuke tena taabu
    yake.
    Tegul jie pasigeria ir
    užmiršta savo vargus ir
    skurdą.
     
  7. Cantalisia

    Cantalisia JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaha hahahah hahaha!
    Aiseeeee!nakushukuru mkuu!
     
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