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Mlevi bwana...!

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mkare, Mar 15, 2011.

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    Mkare JF-Expert Member

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    A man, sitting outside his home about to be evicted from his house,
    was contemplating how the future would be..

    He had divorced his wife, lost his children, lost his job. He notices a crate of beer bottles and walks up to it.
    He takes out an empty bottle, smashing it into the concrete wall swearing, 'You are the reason I don't have a wife',
    second bottle, 'You are the reason I don't have my children',

    third bottle 'You are the reason I lost my job'.
    He notices the fourth bottle is sealed and still full of beer.
    He takes the bottle, puts it aside and says 'I know you were not involved'.



     
  2. Shukuru

    Shukuru JF-Expert Member

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    japo ilishapita ukanda huu lakini hata leo nimecheka tena.......... and its true ile haikuwa involved au uongo?
     
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    Edo JF-Expert Member

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    Yah ni kweli ya nne haihusiki; ahsante kutuchekesha kidogo
     
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    Mkare JF-Expert Member

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    Am glad kwamba kidogo nimekuongezea siku...!
     
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    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahahaha pombe bana
     
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    Mkare JF-Expert Member

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    Kabisa kabisa... Na kulewa kote ila mlevi ameliona hilo.
     
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    egbert44 JF-Expert Member

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    Mlevi wa ukweli huyu ila na yenyewe angeidestroy sio kuiacha kando lazima ana urafiki nayo wa mashaka
     
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    Lekule New Member

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    Ha ha ha
     
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    hahahhaha but ni kweli
     
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    atieno Senior Member

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    alichofanya ni sahihi
     
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