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Mkinge Mpenzi wako na Kisukari!

Discussion in 'Mahusiano, mapenzi, urafiki' started by Mkare, Mar 18, 2011.

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    Mkare JF-Expert Member

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    A couple that has been married for 20 years were both recently diagnosed with diabetes.

    Findings later showed that they both contracted the disease as a result of the names they called each other like; Honey pie, Sweetie, Sugar, Sweet heart, Sugar Banana, Sweet potato, Hot chocolate, Candy bar, Black forest, etc.

    Please prevent diabetes by starting early, by calling your spouse names like; Baby bitters, Ginger, Chloroquine, Piriton, Pepper fruit, embe dodo, kitunguu saumu, kuku wa kienyeji, dogo dogo, etc.

    Have a healthy & sugar-free romantic life.
     
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    RR JF-Expert Member

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    Sawa mkuu mkare...
     
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    Negrodemus JF Gold Member

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    eeeheeeeee nilikua cjui.........
     
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    Campana JF-Expert Member

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    Pia Aloevera, Mwarobaini, ...................................................................
     
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    gastorngowi New Member

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    Shubiri.......................to mention a few
     
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    Tasia I JF-Expert Member

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    in this case i could add names like;
    mwarobaini, mwalovera, mlonge, mkwaju n.k
     
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    Mkare JF-Expert Member

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    Habari ndio hy... jaribu uone matokeo yake, Loliondo mtaenda kwa shida nyingine sio Kisukari...
     
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    Chauro JF-Expert Member

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    eeh nilikuwa sijui nawale wanoitana nuksi,mbwa
     
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    Tata JF-Expert Member

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    Mmmh!! Ukimwita hili jina anaweza akapata depression siku za usoni.
     
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    damn JF-Expert Member

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    kikombe hakitibu depression?
     
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    Chris_Mambo JF-Expert Member

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    Mhh.....! Chai hii!!:lol:
     
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    Mkare JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha... Tena ya maziwa with a lot of spices, njoo tu na chapati zako. lol
     
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    Mkare JF-Expert Member

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    Tehe, chatibu everything hata naniii...!
     
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