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Mke wangu tuambiane ukweli

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mtanzanika, Jun 12, 2012.

  1. Mtanzanika

    Mtanzanika JF-Expert Member

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    MUME:"Nambie ukweli mke wangu,hivi
    ushavunja uaminifu wako wa ndoa
    mara ngapi?
    MKE:"Mara ya kwanza nililala na
    mwenye nyumba,sababu alidai kodi
    yake"
    MUME:"Mmmh...sio mbaya"
    MKE:"Mara ya pili ni siku ulipofanyiwa
    operation ikawa hakuna pesa ikabidi
    nilale na dokta ili utibiwe"
    MUME:"Kweli unanijali mke wangu"
    MKE:"Mara ya tatu ni ule wakati
    ulipokuwa unaomba kura za
    ubunge,ikabidi nitembee na wapiga
    kura wote ili wakupigie kura! Ndo
    maana ukashinda uchaguzi"
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    Mume akazimia
     
  2. VUTA-NKUVUTE

    VUTA-NKUVUTE JF-Expert Member

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    Si mchezo...
     
  3. gody

    gody JF-Expert Member

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    Kabla ya uchaguz kura za maoni je?
     
  4. kijembeee

    kijembeee JF-Expert Member

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    wife material io
     
  5. DullyJr

    DullyJr JF-Expert Member

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    Duh!nahc jamaa alihic kunyakunya,
     
  6. P

    Pinyora Member

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    Lazima imeota SUGU!
     
  7. M

    Mlanziwa Member

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    Tooubaaa nikizunduka mampeleka kwaoo ki roho safi hanifai tena
     
  8. K

    KHZ New Member

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    imekaa vyema
     
  9. KML

    KML JF-Expert Member

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    kweli demu anampenda jamaa kwakweli
     
  10. yaser

    yaser JF-Expert Member

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    hizi ndio jokes sasa co watu wanaandika upuuzi ili mradi aonekane kaandika.thnx u made my evening
     
  11. Sabry001

    Sabry001 JF-Expert Member

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    Hyo inaitwaga everythng i do...i do it...!
     
  12. Blackman

    Blackman JF-Expert Member

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    mke kama huyu hata ukisimama raisi lazima ushinde
     
  13. data

    data JF-Expert Member

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    mi naona alihisi kujinyeajinyea....
     
  14. farkhina

    farkhina Platinum Member

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    Hahahaha nice one
     
  15. Jimmysam

    Jimmysam Member

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    Arrrgh!
     
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    Helios JF-Expert Member

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    mambo mengine ukiuliza unatafuta headache na presha
     
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    mzawahalisi JF-Expert Member

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    Ndio maana huwa hata siulizii habari za ma x hawanihusu mie. minikazi tu kwenda mbele nyuma hakunaga. Presure tu.
     
  18. kookolikoo

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    kama yeye si gamba?
     
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