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Mke Wa Koplo Hamisi

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by X-PASTER, Nov 21, 2007.

  1. X-PASTER

    X-PASTER Moderator

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    Kamanda wa majeshi ya ulinzi na uslama Tanzania, alikuwa anakaguwa wanajeshi wake katika gwaride lililofanyika kule Makutupora, akasimama kwa mwanajeshi wa kwanza na kumuuliza:

    jina lako nani kijana...?

    Koplo Hamisi Afandiii... (akajibu mwanajeshi),

    Kamanda akamuuliza Koplo Hamisi:

    Na hii ni nini umelibeba?

    Koplo akajibu: hili ni bunduki langu-mheshimiwa Afandii.

    Kaamanda: Hapana!! nataka kuanzia leo hili musiliite bunduki, unaliita mke wangu-umesikia?,

    Ndio mheshimiwa akajibu Kpl.Hamisi.

    Kamanda akasimama kwa mwanajeshi wa pili na kumuuliza:

    Jina lako nani?

    Koplo Daudi: Koplo Daudi mheshimiwa Afandii...! akajibu.

    Kamanda akamuuliza na hii ni nini? (akimaanisha ile bunduki alobeba)

    Koplo Daudi akajibu: Huyu ni mke wa Koplo Hamisi - mheshimiwaaa Afandiii...!
     
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    Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha haaaa
     
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    Dah,noma!
     
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    Noma sanaaaaaaa
     
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    hahahhaaaaa mura hyo mtata kwel
     
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    Ha ha haaaaaa uwiiiiiiii mama
     
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    hahahahaha!inaonekana alikuwa muelewa xana darasan.
     
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    :) ha haaaaaaaaa veri jiniazi
     
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    Fredmaty Zach. Member

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    Nimeipata nikiwa class nimechek........ sana.
     
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