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Mke wa hiari jf. . . !

Discussion in 'JF Chit-Chat' started by Ronn M, Aug 16, 2012.

  1. Ronn M

    Ronn M JF-Expert Member

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    Miaka ile nakuja Dsm, wakati bado mbezi ni shamba, kabla Lulu hajaanza kutangaza ITV, wakati mambo ya ruksa yakiwa yanaishia, nilikuta kuna vitu wanaita 'dada/mama wa hiari'. Nami leo natafuta mke wa hiari. Mama yangu gfsonwin na mamdogo cacico, Erickb52 nisaidieni!

    CV yangu. LLB (Hons) (udsm), LLM (Warwick). Legal income (12,000 -20,000 USD per month), owning one house in Arusha, Living in a rented one at Makumbusho. Two cars, Rav 4 J two doors and one mark 2 grande.

    Prospective wife cv! Any bachelor with atleast five yrs of experience in relationship. Must be good in bed cause she has to teach me as i ve never done! (thanks to my parents for nice spiritual teachings). Must be computer literate, owning passport and valid driving licence class c. Must be eye appealling with convincing back. Full breasts with round lips. Any artificial material in her body warrant immediate rejection!

    The door is very open!
     
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  2. Baba V

    Baba V JF-Expert Member

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    We mwana we! haya bana! watakuja wengi, mjini hapa!
     
  3. Ronn M

    Ronn M JF-Expert Member

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    Unaweza ukatoa pendekezo!
     
  4. Bishanga

    Bishanga JF-Expert Member

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    Dah! Erotica tupa karata mwanawane,twins wanaweza kupata libaba la ukweli,sifa zote unazo!
     
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  5. Mamndenyi

    Mamndenyi JF-Expert Member

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    mmmmh, awe na licence class c
    unataka mwendesha daladala au magari ya mizigo.
     
  6. Ruttashobolwa

    Ruttashobolwa JF-Expert Member

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    hahahahahahahahahahahaha Don dare sign this contract with minor!
     
  7. Bishanga

    Bishanga JF-Expert Member

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    Kwi kwi kwi halafu ajue kompyuta naona anatafuta sekeletare.
     
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    cacico JF-Expert Member

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    khaaaaaaaaaa mwe! we mwana we, mbona mkwala hivyo mwanangu wa kwa mama mwingine???
     
  9. Preta

    Preta JF-Expert Member

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    sijui nikuchukue.....?
     
  10. Ronn M

    Ronn M JF-Expert Member

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    Wewe tuu Preta, I will provide every material thing you want in exchange of gr8 love and bedding! Nataka mtu wa kunidekeza kama mtoto vile kwa kunipa chakula motomoto!
     
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  11. Ronn M

    Ronn M JF-Expert Member

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    Masharti na vigezn kuzingatiwa!
     
  12. Ronn M

    Ronn M JF-Expert Member

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    of course she has to be legal! kesi na mama Salma sitaki!
     
  13. gfsonwin

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    amekua eeeh,
    jamani mwanangu amekua eeeh,
    amekua eeh. jamani mwanangu amekua eeh,

    shoga nipeleke nikamkuze mwanagu amekua eeh cacico, sweetlady Kaunga, Kongosho nipelekeni mwanangu amekua eeh,

    lol! nimefurah sana mwanagu umekuaa ngoja nikaongee na baba kisha nitarudi manake nimemwona yule binti Asprin akiwa na nidham sana na nakumbuka siku nimealikwa kwao alinifurahisha sana ngoja niomsikilize na mama yake mdogo cacico atasemaje jamani lol! raha jamani rahaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
     
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  14. Shixi889

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    Mhhhhhhh!!!!!!wengine wenye zile shepu za kichaga tulie tuuu!!ingawa sifa nyingine zote tumequalify!!kila la heriii!!!!
     
  15. Ronn M

    Ronn M JF-Expert Member

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    Nimeconsider future! Mie mchaga, nikipa mchaga mwanetu wa kike atakuwaje?
     
  16. Ronn M

    Ronn M JF-Expert Member

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    Nasubiri neno lako mama! Ni mwongozo tosha kwangu
     
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  17. Kongosho

    Kongosho JF-Expert Member

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    Mbona umeandika sifa zangu zote?
     
  18. Ronn M

    Ronn M JF-Expert Member

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    Ha ha ha ha! Set your offer then!
     
  19. gfsonwin

    gfsonwin JF-Expert Member

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    mwanangu mpendwa wa moyoni, binafsi nimefurah sana kuskia kutoka kwako kwamba unataka mke wa hiari humu jamvini. Ninachoweza kusema ni kwamba hapa aongea kwanza na baba yako Kaizer manake miye mama yangu ya umama nitakwambia sirini siku ukisha mpata huyo mlengwa.

    ila sifa za kuangalia mwanangu angalia tu akupende kwa dhati kama mimi nimpendavyo baba yako Kaizer. awe si mgomvi wala asiyejua kupika hasa zile ndizi zetu za utumbo. awe mcha Mungu, mwenye kupenda kusikiliza kuliko kuongea, apende kuwa mama na mke na wala si kuwa mwanamke. pia awe mchapa kazi kama mimi mama yako nisije mwambia leo tuoshe nguruwe aanze kusema anaumwa, wala asiwe mfujaji yaani awe anatumia kile alichosave na si alichopata. sifa nyingine jamani awe mpenda watu na mwenye kujiheshimu.
     
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    gfsonwin JF-Expert Member

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    mwanagu huyu hapana manake anasifa zote za kihandisi................mto wake utakuwa ni tindo bure.
     
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