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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mabel, Dec 3, 2010.

  1. Mabel

    Mabel JF-Expert Member

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    Hubby – "You always carry my photo in your handbag to the office. Why "

    Wife – "When there is a problem, no matter how impossible, I look at your picture and the problem disappears."

    Hubby – "You see how miraculous and powerful I am for you?"

    Wife – "Yes, I see your picture and say to myself, "What other problem can there be greater than this one?"
     
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    Gad ONEYA JF-Expert Member

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    :hungry:
     
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    Mabel JF-Expert Member

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    Hizo Nyuma (wingi wa uma) tena, kuna misosi kwani?
     
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    Good Guy JF-Expert Member

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    Lol
     
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    Mabel JF-Expert Member

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    Jamani unaweza kutumia tatizo kusolve tatizo lingine mkulu, washangaa enhe?
     
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    I dont get u.I meant i'm Laughing Out Loud.is it a problem?
     
  7. Mabel

    Mabel JF-Expert Member

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    It is not a problem, now I get you now.
     
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    Henge JF-Expert Member

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    duuuu! si mchezo!
     
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    Elli JF-Expert Member

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    Kwa hiyo jamaa kajisifu kumbe anajisifia ujinga!!!! hahaaa, you have made my day!!!
     
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    Mabel JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa nafikiri alijua mkewe anabeba picha yake daily ili akajipatie maujiko kwa mashoga zake, kumbe sivyo.
     
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    Mbavu zangu uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuwiii
     
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    chelenje JF-Expert Member

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    Mkuu GAD ONEYA wapi pilau leo naona nyuma na visu mkononi, ila pilau shurti liliwe kwa mkono, ndizi nazo...:hungry:
     
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    Kazi kweli kweli
     
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    Hizo ndio sifa za kijinga, ukizipenda unaumbuka..
     
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    Mabel JF-Expert Member

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    Kweli mkuu. Watu wengi sana wanapenda sifa, na sifa hizo nyingi ni za kijinga.
     
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