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Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Mshume Kiyate, Mar 17, 2011.

  1. Mshume Kiyate

    Mshume Kiyate JF-Expert Member

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    Mume: vipi mpenzi leo umekula nini kwani sikuacha hela ya chakula.
    Mke: tumeshindia mapera na shemeji yangu mpenzi halafu mimi ndio nilipanda juu ya mti. Mume: inamana shemeji yako alibaki chini ya mti? Mke: ndio, Mume: alitaka kuangalia chupi yako mimi namjua mdogo wangu. Mke: unafikiri mimi mjinga nilimshutia nikaivua nikapanda hivyo hivyo mpenzi mimi mjanja zaidi yake....!!!
     
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    Gurta JF-Expert Member

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    maweeeeeeeeeeeee, ntaamsha majirani kwa vicheko
     
  3. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    kwahiyo kapiga chabo mpaka bac
     
  4. Mkwaruzo

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    live bila chenga
     
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    Kitu WIDESCREEN, LCD, PLAZMA!
     
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    NNYAMBALA Member

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    sasa kipi bora, kuificha chupi au ile inayomeza mwenzake?
     
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    :laugh: :laugh: :laugh: :laugh:

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    Tasia I JF-Expert Member

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    shemeji alichotaka ni kuchingulia chupi sio mashine, so bado hakufaidi.
     
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    Hahahaha haha!
     
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    Jenerali QoyoJB JF-Expert Member

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    Yerooooooooooooooooooooooo asante kutuchekesha
     
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    Mishemtaa Member

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    Yani ukita kuchek kufuli inamana unataka kucheck na pale kati so mi naona shem kafaidi kweli yani....!
     
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    baba k Member

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    kweli hiyo ni kali
     
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    zayat JF-Expert Member

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    shemji kula
     
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