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Mke mvivu wa kusali

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Saint Ivuga, Jan 21, 2012.

  1. Saint Ivuga

    Saint Ivuga JF-Expert Member

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    Mke mvivu wa kusali,mumewe akamwambia ukianza kusali kila sala nitakulipa 1 elfu5,na kwakua kawaida mtu anasali mara tano kwa siku mke akasali wiki 1,akamwambia mumewe haya nipe 175000 zangu,mume akamjibu utalipwa na mungu,mke akamjibu nilijua tu lazima unirushe hiyo hela ndio maana nlikua nasali bila kutawadha
     
  2. Mwali

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    Kha! sasa anamkomesha nani? lolest
     
  3. Bigirita

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    saint bana....ngoja wakushukie.....wayahudi unawajua wewe??
     
  4. Saint Ivuga

    Saint Ivuga JF-Expert Member

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    hawawezi ..sii unakumbuka wao walikuja na ile ya jamaa aliyeingia na panga msikitini
     
  5. Saint Ivuga

    Saint Ivuga JF-Expert Member

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    huyu atakuwa hajui umuhimu wa dini
     
  6. MR. DRY

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    Job true true.~~~
     
  7. driller

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    haha ha hi
     
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    Hahahahahahahaha! Mbavu zangu.
     
  9. Wang'wise

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    Huyu mke wa kurudisha kwao
     
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    Bora atke naye masturat jamaat siku 10.
     
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    Hahahahaaa huyo mama nae alikuwa na akili za madenge
     
  12. Shine

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    Kweli dunia haiishiwi vijimambo
     
  13. marejesho

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    Dada mmoja naye aliona uvivu maana kila siku sala ilikuwa inajirudia.
    Akaiandika vizuri,akabandika ukutani karibu na kitanda.
    Ikifika muda wa kusali,alikuwa ananyoosha mkono,anaigusa ile karatasi na kusema,
    MUNGU HII HAPA,halafu analala!!!!
     
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    MUMY A JF-Expert Member

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    looool....
     
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    Atakuwa hana akili timamu huyo
     
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    Wa Nyumbani JF-Expert Member

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    Kaaaaaaazi kweli kweli
     
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