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Mke mbaya mpaka aibu......

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by VIKWAZO, May 12, 2011.

  1. VIKWAZO

    VIKWAZO JF-Expert Member

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    Lost wife in the Supermarket!!!

    Two guys are moving about in a Pick and Pay supermarket when their carts collide.

    One says to the other,

    "I´m sorry - I was looking for my wife."

    "What a coincidence, so am I, and I´m getting a little desperate."

    "Well, maybe I can help you. What does your wife look like?"

    "She´s tall, with beautiful long hair, long slender legs, firm body and a very nice backside.
    What´s your wife look like?"
    "Never mind, let´s look for yours!"
     
  2. NILHAM RASHED

    NILHAM RASHED JF-Expert Member

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    hahah maskin,,,, kamsamehe kwahiyo lool nyie wanaume wabayaa nyinyi ,,hahah
     
  3. King'asti

    King'asti JF-Expert Member

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    hahaha,labda jamaa wa pili alikuwa anamtafuta small house,sasa bibie kumuona mumewe akaingia mtini.sasa mwizi ako smart,akastukia tunamtafuta the same woman na huyu ndo mwenye mali.akamyeyusha!i bet jamaa alijiondoa 2mins later kwaa simu ya uongo na cart akaiacha hapo,hahaha
     
  4. U

    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    U r right...!Teh teh...
     
  5. toghocho

    toghocho JF-Expert Member

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    jamaa anataka akimpata afu ampore?
     
  6. Jaguar

    Jaguar JF-Expert Member

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    They've been messin' around wit d same gal!
     
  7. AshaDii

    AshaDii Platinum Member

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    No wonder ukipata a guy you dont know where you are with him...
     
  8. King'asti

    King'asti JF-Expert Member

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    stop wondering gal,enjoy the momentos.let him do all the wondering including the reason u hooked up with him,lol
     
  9. AshaDii

    AshaDii Platinum Member

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    100% Noted....
     
  10. lifeofmshaba

    lifeofmshaba JF-Expert Member

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    duh ... matatizo yote mmeyaleta nyie toka kule bustanini edeni
    sasa ngoja mkome

     
  11. lifeofmshaba

    lifeofmshaba JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaha ndio maana mkuu yeye kalapini tu,
    bila kumshitua mwizi wake,
    wanawake wanawake wanawake wanawake wanawake wanawake wanawake wanawake wanawake wanawake wanawake wanawake wanawake wanawake wanawake wanawake
    is time to stop mmezidi

     
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