Lost wife in the Supermarket!!! Two guys are moving about in a Pick and Pay supermarket when their carts collide. One says to the other, "I´m sorry - I was looking for my wife." "What a coincidence, so am I, and I´m getting a little desperate." "Well, maybe I can help you. What does your wife look like?" "She´s tall, with beautiful long hair, long slender legs, firm body and a very nice backside. What´s your wife look like?" "Never mind, let´s look for yours!"