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VIKWAZO

VIKWAZO

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Apr 9, 2011
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Lost wife in the Supermarket!!!

Two guys are moving about in a Pick and Pay supermarket when their carts collide.

One says to the other,

"I´m sorry - I was looking for my wife."

"What a coincidence, so am I, and I´m getting a little desperate."

"Well, maybe I can help you. What does your wife look like?"

"She´s tall, with beautiful long hair, long slender legs, firm body and a very nice backside.
What´s your wife look like?"
"Never mind, let´s look for yours!"
 
hahaha,labda jamaa wa pili alikuwa anamtafuta small house,sasa bibie kumuona mumewe akaingia mtini.sasa mwizi ako smart,akastukia tunamtafuta the same woman na huyu ndo mwenye mali.akamyeyusha!i bet jamaa alijiondoa 2mins later kwaa simu ya uongo na cart akaiacha hapo,hahaha
 
King'asti said:
hahaha,labda jamaa wa pili alikuwa anamtafuta small house,sasa bibie kumuona mumewe akaingia mtini.sasa mwizi ako smart,akastukia tunamtafuta the same woman na huyu ndo mwenye mali.akamyeyusha!i bet jamaa alijiondoa 2mins later kwaa simu ya uongo na cart akaiacha hapo,hahaha
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U r right...!Teh teh...
 
No wonder ukipata a guy you dont know where you are with him...
 
hahahaha ndio maana mkuu yeye kalapini tu,
bila kumshitua mwizi wake,
wanawake wanawake wanawake wanawake wanawake wanawake wanawake wanawake wanawake wanawake wanawake wanawake wanawake wanawake wanawake wanawake
is time to stop mmezidi
King'asti said:
hahaha,labda jamaa wa pili alikuwa anamtafuta small house,sasa bibie kumuona mumewe akaingia mtini.sasa mwizi ako smart,akastukia tunamtafuta the same woman na huyu ndo mwenye mali.akamyeyusha!i bet jamaa alijiondoa 2mins later kwaa simu ya uongo na cart akaiacha hapo,hahaha
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