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Mkalimani wa mahubiri ya kizungu…

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Wilbert1974, Feb 29, 2012.

  1. Wilbert1974

    Wilbert1974 JF-Expert Member

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    [FONT=&quot]Mchungaji: Halleluiah x3[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Mkalimani: Mtakula Halua x3[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Mchungaji: My name is Doctor Livingstone[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Mkalimani: Jina langu ni Mganga Anayeishi kwenye jiwe[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Mchungaji: I am coming from Johannesburg[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Mkalimani: Ninatoka katika mfuko wa Yohana[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Mchungaji: I am a Preacher [/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Mkalimani: Mimi ni Mchicha[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Mchungaji: You know, today is Sunday[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Mkalimani: Mnafahamu, leo ni siku ya Jua Kali[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Mchungaji: And I want to give you a story[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Mkalimani: Na ninataka kuwapa Mtori[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Mchungaji: Jesus is a Messiah x3[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Mkalimani: Yesu ni Mmasai x3[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Mchungaji: Jesus is about to come back[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Mkalimani: Yesu anakaribia kuja nyuma[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Mchungaji: And He is coming with the Holly Spirit x3[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Mkalimani: Na anakuja na Lori la SPRITE x3[/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Mchungaji: Thank you and GOODBYE![/FONT]
    [FONT=&quot]Mkalimani: Asante na UNUNUZI MWEMA![/FONT]
     
  2. DEVINE

    DEVINE JF-Expert Member

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    Kwa kwa kwa
     
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    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh teh teh teh imetulia mkuu
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Searching...
     
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    Prince edu Member

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    Mh! It's rily funny
     
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    SmithG Member

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    Hii Kali mazee
     
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    Haichekeshi
     
  8. SHIEKA

    SHIEKA JF-Expert Member

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    Inachekesha vya kutosha! Ucheshi mwingi wa joke hii unatoka kwenye matamshi ya maneno ya kiingereza na ulinganifu wake kwenye lugha ya kiswahili.eg. Jesus is a messiah = Yesu ni mmasai. Pia ufahamu mdogo wa lugha alokuwa nao mkalimani pia ulichangia sana kuleta ucheshi.Asante mleta thread, umenifurahisha vya kutosha.
     
  9. Wilbert1974

    Wilbert1974 JF-Expert Member

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    Asante Mkuu,
    Mwambie na Senator alewe hili.
    Kwani mpaka Xellent ameikubali hii lazima iwemo kenye top ten.
    Mtu akishindwa kufurahishwa na hii lazima angaliwe vizuri ufahamu wake?:eyebrows:
     
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    kalukamise JF-Expert Member

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    [video]Mkalimani.mp3[/video]
     
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    Senator p JF-Expert Member

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    Busy!
    Wait...
    Thnx 4 waiting
    Hallooooo!!?
     
  12. mamLook

    mamLook Member

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    Kwikwikwikwi lori la sprite


    -tosha kwa leo
     
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    jino kwa jino JF-Expert Member

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    Mchungaji: And He is coming with the Holly Spirit x3
    Mkalimani: Na anakuja na Lori la SPRITE x3


    hii kali nimecheka hadi mkuu wa kazi kanishtukia nipo JF
     
  14. SHIEKA

    SHIEKA JF-Expert Member

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    Usimhukumu sana Senetor dear Wilbert1974. Unaweza ukawaambia watu unapenda sana kula samaki kwa sababu samaki ni watamu mno. Wawili wa watu hao waweza kupata kichefuchefu na kutapika kukusikia kuwa unakula samaki!
    Wanadamu tunatofautiana sana kihisia na ishi kwa kujua hilo siku zote.
     
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    Ndensarie Member

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    Nimeikubali inafaa kuwa kwenye list ya zenye utamu
     
  16. Wkaijage

    Wkaijage Senior Member

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    Wonderful!
     
  17. Wilbert1974

    Wilbert1974 JF-Expert Member

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    Pole sana! ila kumbuka ulikuwa unaongeza siku zako kuishi...
     
  18. Wilbert1974

    Wilbert1974 JF-Expert Member

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    HAPO HYGEIA NIMEKUELEWA MKUU...
     
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    ze encyclopedia JF-Expert Member

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    mbavu zangu jamani aaah kwi kwi kwi kwi kwiii uuuh ha ha ha haa haokoki mtu hapo zaidi ya kusubiri lori la sprite
     
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    gracious86 JF-Expert Member

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    hahahaha hahah
     
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