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Mjusi na nyani

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by The Don, Jul 11, 2012.

  1. The Don

    The Don JF-Expert Member

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    Siku moja mjusi alimkuta nyani anavuta bhange,akajongea wakavuta wee ila ilikuwa kali sana mara mjusi akasikia kiu akaenda mtoni kunywa maji mara akatumbukia ila mamba akamwokoa akamuuliza kulikoni? Mjusi akamweleza jinsi walivovuta bhangi kali na nyani,mamba akaamua kumfuata nyani ile kufika akamkuta yuko juu mtini,nyani kumwona akashtuka mbaya! akamwambia yani umeenda kunywa maji yote mtoni umekuwa mkubwa hivo,si utakuwa umekausha,kweli mwaka huu tutakufa na kiu......
    Teh teh teh...bhange nomaaaa
     
  2. MANGUNGO

    MANGUNGO JF-Expert Member

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    Mi bhanga noumaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!!
     
  3. Kabaunyeri

    Kabaunyeri Member

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    Nineipanda hii
     
  4. Shine

    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    Mh! Yakawaida
     
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    aduwilly JF-Expert Member

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    Na kwa kuwa kawaida ni kama sheria, then hii ni nzuri so jamaa katisha
     
  6. Wilbert1974

    Wilbert1974 JF-Expert Member

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    Lazima aipende; ona status yake hii:

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    Hapo connection failed!
     
  8. Shine

    Shine JF-Expert Member

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    mh mh mh
     
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    Pinyora Member

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    ok! Nzuri.
     
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    Ulimakafu JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh.............
     
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