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Mja mzito amuabisha msela.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by fundiaminy, Feb 17, 2011.

  1. fundiaminy

    fundiaminy JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa kijiweni aliona demu mmoja kali sana anakatiza mitaa..jamaa kumuangalia akaona kuwa ana mimba kama ya miez kadhaa.jamaa kamuuliza.dada hio ni mimba? Mdada kajibu ndio kwani kulikoni? Jamaa kutaka kujionyesha mbele ya masela wenzake kamjibu mdada..oow! Imekupendeza sana dada..dada nae akaamua kumuachia ya mwaka.kamjibu shukrani kaka lakini alieitunga hii mimba usemayo imenpendeza mbona hayupo mbali.ukitaka nifuate nae akakupe yako kama hii...!!
     
  2. Washawasha

    Washawasha JF-Expert Member

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    kazi ipo,hadi wanaume nao wanapata ujauzito?
     
  3. fundiaminy

    fundiaminy JF-Expert Member

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    Ni matamshi ya msela yaliomuumbua.
     
  4. Katavi

    Katavi Platinum Member

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    Aisee!
     
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    BrainbasterZIDU New Member

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    Si mchezo!!
     
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    Gad ONEYA JF-Expert Member

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    :clap2::A S 20::laugh:
     
  7. Ukwaju

    Ukwaju JF Bronze Member

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    Du msela kaaibika
     
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    BIN BOR JF-Expert Member

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    lakini itakuwaje uone mimba na uulize "ati hiyo mimba?", kwani kina mama nao wana vitambi?
     
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    bakarikazinja Senior Member

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    Huo ni ugomvi wa kununu wala auna pole nikama vile msiba wa kujitkia uwa auna pole aliyataka mwenyewe
     
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    bakarikazinja Senior Member

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    Uslie nyamanzaaaa
     
  11. Ney wa Barca

    Ney wa Barca JF-Expert Member

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    hapo sawa aache kujishaua!
     
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    Vinci JF-Expert Member

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    :doh:...huyo dada nae ni hatari kwa majibu machafu ya papo kwa papo ya kudhalilisha. Msela nadhani alijisikia [​IMG]. huenda hakumwambia vile kwa nia mbaya
     
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    MUREFU JF-Expert Member

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    duuuu....h! Hili ni 2si tena
     
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    Lady N JF-Expert Member

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    aliyataka mwenyewe huyo
     
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    Zasasule JF-Expert Member

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    dem hana kauli nzuri!ila it z blvd gals wngne wakiwa na mimba wanakuwa na hacra in real lyf.
     
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    atieno Senior Member

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    hilo jibu linaendana exactly na swali alilouliza, huyo binti amemshikisha adabu siku nyingine atafunga bakuli lake
     
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    Husninyo JF-Expert Member

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    Kha!
     
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