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Misemo ya vyoo vya uswazi huko mombasa

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Zeddicus, Jul 26, 2012.

  1. Zeddicus

    Zeddicus JF-Expert Member

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    1.Unakunjia nani sura,kwani ni mimi
    nilikuambia ule magimbi bila chai?

    2.Due 2 grenade threats,naomba
    ukunye pole
    pole.

    3.Unafunga mlango unafikiri watu
    wataiba
    mavi yako?

    4.Ungekuwa unang'ang'ana hivyo kwa
    masomo kama unavyong'ang'ania kutoa mavi yako,si ungekuwa mbali?

    5.Wakati watu wanatafuta pesa,wewe unakunya tu.

    6.usikunye kama hujui utakulala nini
    badae

    7.lenga shimo jamaa halafu na ushute(kijambo) polepole

    8.kama tungeweka mirror hapa
    ungechukia face expression yako..

    9.do you know u r so ugly ukipush" Watu....

    Wadau ongezeni misemo hapo ya vyoo vya uswazi....
     
  2. Ndallo

    Ndallo JF-Expert Member

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    Hiyo number 6 nimeipenda!
     
  3. sister

    sister JF-Expert Member

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    hahahhahahahha.........mbavu zangu.
     
  4. sister

    sister JF-Expert Member

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    sasa utafanyaje wakati ushabanwa?.........kwi kwi kwi.
     
  5. Ston Merchant

    Ston Merchant JF-Expert Member

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    " pole kwa maumivu "

    " kunya rahaaaaa "
     
  6. First Born

    First Born JF-Expert Member

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    Unazaaje Mimba isiyotimiza miezi Tisa?
     
  7. Gabmanu

    Gabmanu Senior Member

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    Teh teh teh!
    No. 3 bhana ndo kiboko.
     
  8. che wa Tz

    che wa Tz JF-Expert Member

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    this ushuzi umefanya my day kuwa Powa
     
  9. Elijah

    Elijah JF-Expert Member

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    ''kama unavyosikia raha ikiwa inatoka,na ikiwa inaingia raha ni hizohizo''
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    Network Connected !

    Near by Shaba pub Mbeya.
     
  11. S

    Soparino Member

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    Sasa choo za huko hazina Maji wala tissue, hii majamaa bana
     
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    KIDOSHO Member

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    nilikumis mbaya sijkusikia siku nyingi mkuu
     
  13. Abunwasi

    Abunwasi JF-Expert Member

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    Ninasikia kuwa huko ma homo wako wengi sana na inaonekana ni kawaida kabisa hata mitaani.
    probably hiyo inawafanya mifano yao mingi iegemee south
     
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