misemo ya vijana wa kileo bwana.,

[nziriye]

Jamani wapendwa nimekaa kijiweni na rafiki zangu na nimesikia misemo iliyonifurahisha hebu ione mwenyewe: -kusoma kuelewa kukesha mbwembwe. -si mbuyu peke yake hata msufi ulianza kama tembele. -kunya anye kuku ,akinya bata kaharisha.
-jino moko,mswaki wanini?
-nyoka hana kiuno ndo mana havai shanga.



yani jamani wana-thinka tuongeze na mingine.........

 

[Tambara Bovu]

Jamani wapendwa nimekaa kijiweni na rafiki zangu na nimesikia misemo iliyonifurahisha hebu ione mwenyewe: -kusoma kuelewa kukesha mbwembwe. -si mbuyu peke yake hata msufi ulianza kama tembele. -kunya anye kuku ,akinya bata kaharisha.
-jino moko,mswaki wanini?
-nyoka hana kiuno ndo mana havai shanga.



yani jamani wana-thinka tuongeze na mingine.........

mwanamke sura,shepu hata kwa mchina ipo

 

[The Hunter]

Kisu mzigo silaha pesa

 

[birungi]

maskini hafulii

 

[nziriye]

mwanamke sura,shepu hata kwa mchina ipo

Duh ,nimeipeenda hyo bi-dada

 

[nziriye]

maskini hafulii

Duh ,akifulia uje ni fisadi papa ,teh teh teh teh....nimeipenda

 

[nziriye]

eti wengne wanasema hv eti sikia :

-kuku kuku jogoo jina

 

[daughter]

Mwanaume pesa ndevu hata mbuzi anazo

 

[Ernie]

Njaa Kustahimili, starehe gharama!

 

[Ernie]

Maskini halali mchana!

 

[NATA]

Pombe ni pombe tatizo kuyumba

 

[NATA]

Meno mawili mswaki wa nini?

 

[Makindi N]

Mwanaume pesa ndevu hata mbuzi anazo

Mwanaume pesa, ndevu hata KAMBALE anazo

 

[Aine]

cheza na mshahara usicheze na kazi

 

[Vinci]

Unene nyama tuu..hata kwenye sambusa zipo

 

[Developer]

Mwanamke sura, mwanaume shughuli

 

[mgen]

Kiume pesa kudinda ugonjwa!

 

[Twilumba]

Kitu cha Arusha!!!!!!

 

[nziriye]

hata ukioga,harusini huendi

 

[nziriye]

Kiume pesa kudinda ugonjwa!

Duh ,nimeipenda hyo