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misemo ya vijana wa kileo bwana.,

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by nziriye, Feb 11, 2011.

  1. nziriye

    nziriye JF-Expert Member

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    Jamani wapendwa nimekaa kijiweni na rafiki zangu na nimesikia misemo iliyonifurahisha hebu ione mwenyewe: -kusoma kuelewa kukesha mbwembwe. -si mbuyu peke yake hata msufi ulianza kama tembele. -kunya anye kuku ,akinya bata kaharisha.
    -jino moko,mswaki wanini?
    -nyoka hana kiuno ndo mana havai shanga.



    yani jamani wana-thinka tuongeze na mingine.........
     
  2. Tambara Bovu

    Tambara Bovu JF-Expert Member

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    mwanamke sura,shepu hata kwa mchina ipo
     
  3. The Hunter

    The Hunter JF-Expert Member

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    Kisu mzigo silaha pesa
     
  4. birungi

    birungi JF-Expert Member

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    maskini hafulii
     
  5. nziriye

    nziriye JF-Expert Member

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    Duh ,nimeipeenda hyo bi-dada
     
  6. nziriye

    nziriye JF-Expert Member

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    Duh ,akifulia uje ni fisadi papa ,teh teh teh teh....nimeipenda
     
  7. nziriye

    nziriye JF-Expert Member

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    eti wengne wanasema hv eti sikia :

    -kuku kuku jogoo jina
     
  8. daughter

    daughter JF-Expert Member

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    Mwanaume pesa ndevu hata mbuzi anazo
     
  9. Ernie

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    Njaa Kustahimili, starehe gharama!
     
  10. Ernie

    Ernie JF-Expert Member

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    Maskini halali mchana!
     
  11. NATA

    NATA JF-Expert Member

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    Pombe ni pombe tatizo kuyumba
     
  12. NATA

    NATA JF-Expert Member

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    Meno mawili mswaki wa nini?
     
  13. Makindi N

    Makindi N JF-Expert Member

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    Mwanaume pesa, ndevu hata KAMBALE anazo
     
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    Aine JF-Expert Member

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    cheza na mshahara usicheze na kazi
     
  15. Vinci

    Vinci JF-Expert Member

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    Unene nyama tuu..hata kwenye sambusa zipo
     
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    Developer JF-Expert Member

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    Mwanamke sura, mwanaume shughuli
     
  17. mgen

    mgen JF Bronze Member

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    Kiume pesa kudinda ugonjwa!
     
  18. Twilumba

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    Kitu cha Arusha!!!!!!
     
  19. nziriye

    nziriye JF-Expert Member

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    hata ukioga,harusini huendi
     
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    nziriye JF-Expert Member

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    Duh ,nimeipenda hyo
     
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