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Miscommunication Jokes

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Quemu, Jun 19, 2012.

  1. Quemu

    Quemu JF-Expert Member

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    Communication from top to bottom hierarchy goes as follows:

     
  2. Quemu

    Quemu JF-Expert Member

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    The Nun's Ass

    A pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won.

    The pastor was so pleased with the donkey that he entered it in the race again, and it won again.

    The local paper read:....... PASTOR'S ASS OUT FRONT

    The Bishop was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the Pastor not to enter the donkey in another race.

    The next day, the local paper headline read:...... BISHOP SCRATCHES PASTOR'S ASS

    This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the Pastor to get rid of the donkey. The pastor decided to give it to a Nun in a nearby convent.

    The local paper, hearing the news, posted the following headline the next day:....... NUN HAS THE BEST ASS IN TOWN

    The Bishop fainted. He informed the Nun that she would have to get rid of the donkey, so she sold it to a farmer for $10.

    The next day, the paper read:...........NUN SELLS ASS FOR $10

    This was too much for the Bishop, so he ordered the nun to buy back the donkey and lead it to the plains where it could run wild.

    The next day, the headline read:...............NUN ANNOUNCES HER ASS IS WILD AND FREE

    Alas, the Bishop was buried the next day!
     
  3. Vodka

    Vodka JF-Expert Member

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    Hahahaha so funny ass
     
  4. kookolikoo

    kookolikoo JF-Expert Member

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    ha ha ha haaah
     
  5. General mex

    General mex Senior Member

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    hahahahah, you made my day.
     
  6. Quemu

    Quemu JF-Expert Member

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    Boring Economics teacher

     
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  7. ngulinho

    ngulinho JF-Expert Member

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    server not found!
     
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