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Misamiati 50 iliyonisumbua kichwa sana katika miaka hii 50 ya tanganyika.

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Vitendo, Dec 8, 2011.

  1. Vitendo

    Vitendo JF-Expert Member

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    1.mpango mkakati.

    2.megawati.
    3.wahisani.
    4.wawekezaji.
    5.mkopo wenye riba nafuu.
    6.libeneke
    7.mgao.
    8.gamba/magamba.
    9.demokrasia ya kweli.
    10.tumethubutu,tumeweza na tunasonga mbele.
    11.fitina
    12.wanaharataki.
    13.posho.
    14.Nondozi
    15.wadau.
    16.uhujumu uchumi.
    17.ufisadi.
    18.muungano.
    19.mchakato.
    20.vyama vingi.
    21.mabasi yaendayo kasi.
    22.barabara za juu.
    23.thamani ya shilingi.
    24.fursa sawa kwa wote
    25.ubinafsishaji.

    26.utandawazi.
    27.Migomo
    28.maslahi binafsi.
    29.vyama vingi.
    30.kitchen patry.
    31.kagha moja ndembendembe.
    32.haki za binadamu.
    33.hadidu za rejea.
    34.Tume ya uchunguzi.
    35.nguvu ya hoja.
    36.mustakabali wa Taifa.
    37.nguvu mpya,ari mpya na kasi mpya.
    38.nguvu ya umma.
    39.hati ya maridhiano ya makubaliano.
    40.ugaidi.
    41.ughaibuni.
    42.muafaka
    43.uchakachuaji
    44.mpango ndelevu
    45.kamati teule
    46.rasimu
    47.sharobaro
    48.wapiganaji/wapambanaji
    49.upembuzi yakinifu.
    50.mfumuko wa bei.
     
  2. mwambojoke

    mwambojoke JF-Expert Member

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    umesahau "changamoto"
     
  3. G

    Gread godwin Member

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    Umesahau 'maamuzi magumu' na 'fikra mtambuka'
     
  4. MUREFU

    MUREFU JF-Expert Member

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    umesahau vinega na kariakoo
     
  5. King Kong III

    King Kong III JF-Expert Member

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    umesahau swala muhimu sana tena sana "Tahaarifa za Ki-intelejensia"
     
  6. MwafrikaHalisi

    MwafrikaHalisi JF-Expert Member

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    Kama ulikuwepo, atasahauje VINEGA?
     
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    THK DJAYZZ JF-Expert Member

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    pale kati !
     
  8. Ntumami

    Ntumami Senior Member

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    hivi hapo hakuna neno "upembuzi yakinifu"? na pia usisahau " kwa kuwa" (bungeni)
     
  9. mpayukaji

    mpayukaji JF-Expert Member

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    Kasi mpya ari mpya na nguvu mpya nayo inasumbua akili kuanzia kwa Jakaya Kikwete hadi kwa wadanganyika. Hapa bado hujaongelea madudu kama MKUKUTA, ujasiriamali, Uchukuaji uitwao uwekezaji na uhuru.
     
  10. EMT

    EMT JF-Expert Member

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    Umesahau

    1. Kasi mpya, nguvu mpya na ari mpya
    2. Ukitaka kula lazima uliwe
    3. Mkukuta.
    4. Habari za kiiteligensia
    5. Amani na utulivu - hili limekuwepo tokea enzi za Tanganyika but sijui maana yake kabisa.
     
  11. KOKUTONA

    KOKUTONA JF-Expert Member

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    1.kujivua gamba
    2. magwanda
    3. richmond
    4. kagoda
    6.upotoshaji
    7. mbayuwayu
    8. al-shabaab
    9. mswaada wa sheria ya katiba mpya
    10. Katiba mpya
    Na hayo hapo juu pia
     
  12. Aggrey86

    Aggrey86 JF-Expert Member

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    Ujira wa Muha!
     
  13. DAWA YA SIKIO

    DAWA YA SIKIO JF-Expert Member

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    Hivi hizi zipo ?!
    1. Semina elekezi
    2. Mwongozo wa spika
    3. Na huu wa juzi juzi wa kupandisha posho za vikao... Unasinzia sinzia,ukikurupuka unagonga meza na kudai kilo 2 !
     
  14. The Dude

    The Dude JF-Expert Member

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    Umesahau misamiati pendwa ya humu JF, masaburi na ukameruni!
     
  15. J

    JAY2da4 JF-Expert Member

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    Al Shabib
     
  16. don-oba

    don-oba JF-Expert Member

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    Ukila sharti uliwe!
     
  17. Gurta

    Gurta JF-Expert Member

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    1. Tanzania Bara
    2. Tanzania Visiwani
    3. Ndugu zangu Watanzania wenzangu
    5. Miaka 50 ya Uhuru wa Tanzania Bara/Tanzania
     
  18. Ngambo Ngali

    Ngambo Ngali JF-Expert Member

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    Wanamtandao

    Huu msamiati ni mwanzo wa matatizo
     
  19. mgodi

    mgodi JF-Expert Member

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    1. Tume teule,
    2. kamati za bunge.
    3. Tumeunda kamati, tumeunda tume.
    4. Tunasubiri uchunguzi.
    5. kwahisani ya watu wa marekani.
    6. kagoda, Meremeta, kiwila, buzwagi, nyamongo.
    7. Tanesco.
    8. nguvu ya uma.
    9. ukosefu wa ajira ni bomu.
    10. maamuzi magumu.
    11. mbio za urais 2015.
    12. kilimo kwanza.
    13. makamo wa pili wa rais.
    14. ninatafakari (kulala bungeni.)
     
  20. Smartboy

    Smartboy JF-Expert Member

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    aise! wote mmesahau MKURABITA.
     
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