Mimi na choo nani unampenda?

Viol

Viol

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Boy:kati ya mimi na choo unapenda nani zaidi.
GIRL: si ni wewe obvious, mbona unauliza maswali ya
kuudhi ivi?
BOY: kwa sababu ukienda chooni huwa una toa ch*pi
haraka na kwangu huwa tunasumbuana.
 
Jamaa yupo na demu wake bar,bili ikaja kaicheki,akafoka nani kanywa TOTAL hichi knywaj cha mwisho?nalipa vyote silipi TOTAL.
 
Konda: jogoo 200 temboni 300 jogoo 200 temboni 300
Chizi: nifungie jogoo watano na huyo tembo yuko wapi??
Konda: ondoa gari hawa co waendaji wanangoja punda...
 
Trafic alisimamisha gari, na maongezi yalikuwa kama hivi.
Trafic: Mbona namba za mbele tofauti na za nyuma?
Dereva: Maswari gani hayo Afande, wewe sura na makalio yako yanafanana???=) ) =D
 
Excellent said:
Boy:kati ya mimi na choo unapenda nani zaidi.
GIRL: si ni wewe obvious, mbona unauliza maswali ya
kuudhi ivi?
BOY: kwa sababu ukienda chooni huwa una toa ch*pi
haraka na kwangu huwa tunasumbuana.
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duh!!!!!!!nimecheka
 
Excellent said:
Jamaa yupo na demu wake bar,bili ikaja kaicheki,akafoka nani kanywa TOTAL hichi knywaj cha mwisho?nalipa vyote silipi TOTAL.
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hahahaaaaa, mambo ya lugha hayo, ukitaka kujua hii lugha nuksi waulize wazee wa mjengon ( wabunge)
 
Konda-magomeni 200 posta 300 magomeni 200posta 300 sista du-mi nna mia 2 posta Konda -chukua hiyo mia 2 nunua embe paka masaburi af teleza na masaburi hadi posta :)
 
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