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Mimi na choo nani unampenda?

Discussion in 'Jokes/Utani + Udaku/Gossips' started by Viol, Apr 18, 2012.

  1. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Boy:kati ya mimi na choo unapenda nani zaidi.
    GIRL: si ni wewe obvious, mbona unauliza maswali ya
    kuudhi ivi?
    BOY: kwa sababu ukienda chooni huwa una toa ch*pi
    haraka na kwangu huwa tunasumbuana.
     
  2. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Jamaa yupo na demu wake bar,bili ikaja kaicheki,akafoka nani kanywa TOTAL hichi knywaj cha mwisho?nalipa vyote silipi TOTAL.
     
  3. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Konda: jogoo 200 temboni 300 jogoo 200 temboni 300
    Chizi: nifungie jogoo watano na huyo tembo yuko wapi??
    Konda: ondoa gari hawa co waendaji wanangoja punda...
     
  4. Viol

    Viol JF-Expert Member

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    Trafic alisimamisha gari, na maongezi yalikuwa kama hivi.
    Trafic: Mbona namba za mbele tofauti na za nyuma?
    Dereva: Maswari gani hayo Afande, wewe sura na makalio yako yanafanana???=) ) =D
     
  5. Gurta

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    Hahahahhahahaha!!!
     
  6. Mussa kiraka

    Mussa kiraka Senior Member

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    We mkareeeee
     
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    duh!!!!!!!nimecheka
     
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    konda kaua bendi
     
  9. Nambe

    Nambe JF-Expert Member

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    teh teh,
     
  10. Nambe

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    hahahaaaaa, mambo ya lugha hayo, ukitaka kujua hii lugha nuksi waulize wazee wa mjengon ( wabunge)
     
  11. ZeMangi

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    tena ya B-band
     
  12. cmoney

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    Konda-magomeni 200 posta 300 magomeni 200posta 300 sista du-mi nna mia 2 posta Konda -chukua hiyo mia 2 nunua embe paka masaburi af teleza na masaburi hadi posta :)
     
  13. s

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    Hahahaaaa lazima nitafute mbavu za kichina mana Konda noma nimecheka mpaka basi
     
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